Elle. She/Her. This is basically my main blog now but whatever. I’m back on my bullshit but now it’s canon. I might be a Dungeons and Dragons (2000) movie fan blog. Save me from myself.
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you KNOW olethra’s estrogen was good because her mom home baked that shit
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about to slut myself out for this new season call me a cloudward hoe
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is that a doorknob in the center of the table. is there a hole in the table finally.
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she's the scrappiest kid from scrapsylvania i've ever met!
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happy pride ft maybe my favorite month of the d20 calendar (art by @sydsketch)
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"Back in the muck again, Rogers. Maybe this is where you belong."
my bog man keeps falling in holes someone help him
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figayda comic based off another text convo I’ve had
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this is the entire kei lumennura arc right?
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if Welly Hamdam knew what gay people were she would be fujoing out, trust. As it stands, she thinks zudrick wants to fuck a bird
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the boggy/zudrick truthers won today. “you’re a bit too handsome without the helmet” “i look away bashfully” gay gay homosexual gay
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my take on Moonshine Cybin from NADDPOD !! I love her and PAWPAW
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caldwell tanner the true mvp of skaldova. bro has never been more locked in. “i think boggy for a moment gives into despair and says, ‘back in the muck again, rogers. maybe this is just where you belong.’ and as he says that, this sword lands dangerously close to his toes. i look up at zudrick and welly, peering out over the ledge. i see the ender’s tree outlined against the stars. and i grin and say, ‘but what’s a little more muck to a man of the bog? i’m coming, lads!’” 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WOOHOO!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!
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at first you’re like “idk zudrick is 25? I don’t see it” and then he gets caught by a trap he didn’t notice and it makes him so mad he kicks the skull of a dead monk like a soccer ball and you’re like “I’m sorry I ever doubted you Mr Murphy”
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brennan plays lesbians and murph plays dykes. no I will not explain but also I feel like it's self explanatory
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ohhhh oops sorry everybody can go home. yeah emily axford already made a character that's both the little girl and the big bad wolf. yeah it's a metaphor for the grief of puberty. yeah no it's a perfect retelling of a classic fairy tale that touches on intrinsic aspects of human and especially female experience while bringing modern nuance. sorry about that. yeah just shut everything down we can just leave. fiction is over she finished it with this one.
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