thecoolerhamtastic
thecoolerhamtastic
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thecoolerhamtastic · 6 months ago
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Receiving instant karma by finding out I’m sick through emptying out my dinner from last night
I’ll never get over how Lycaon ZZZ just had this instant death grip on people before the game even came out and he continues to do so. It’s so fucking funny especially as a furry.
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thecoolerhamtastic · 6 months ago
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I’ll never get over how Lycaon ZZZ just had this instant death grip on people before the game even came out and he continues to do so. It’s so fucking funny especially as a furry.
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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I had uploaded these guys to cohost but since that’s mcdead here ya go
Neither have names (maybe someday), but both are lazy bastards terrible at their jobs. A friend helped with designing the hisui sneasel’s clothes with small changes I made (both he/him)
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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I actually have tanuki ocs I wanna post but I should probably make a poipiku first and update my blocklist lmao but I actually have a very old kappa fursona that started as a lotad pokesona and who I blame for my love of kappas in general
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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Yokai Girl
Program(s) Used: Clip Studio Paint | Tool(s) Used: Wacom Tablet
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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ngl I know I’m not DoL’s target audience fully (I play on Soft Mode so I can pretty much skip the random non-con nonsense but I do genuinely like the darker storylines that isn’t just sex crimes at the core along with social and various job related mechanics bc life sim/management type games are my bread and butter) so I’ll admit that finding and playing Course of Temptation kinda feels likes a palette cleanser sometimes.
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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Weirdass Dialogue about the Orphanage Nursery
Extracted from the game’s code (30th October 2024)
(Introduction)
You walk into the youth ward. It wasn't so long ago that you were relegated here, yourself.
The walls are cleaner, the air seems more fresh. Even the atmosphere itself somehow feels less bleak.
You never realised how much bigger this place felt on the inside.
A young orphan runs by, and smiles up at you briefly. He has no idea how safe he is, and how much worse the world outside is.
A pit forms in your stomach, as you become acutely aware of something.
You can't ever remember leaving the youth ward on your own. It was always with Bailey, or one of his workers.
So many of your memories are from behind heavily tinted windows and through crowds of people. 
As soon as the thought reaches you, though, it fades, leaving only a mild sense of anxiety in its wake. That couldn't be true...
...Right?
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As you leave the youth ward, you run your hands against the door frame. You feel something, and pause. There's a pattern of notches carved into the sides.
You take a step back. The entire door is covered in carved symbols. The jambs house a litany of letters you can't read, and the patterns of the wood underneath swirl and shine.
You blink. You're back in the main hall. You feel dizzy.
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As the sounds and smells of the youth ward hit you, you're flooded with a wave of nostalgia.
In a twisted way, this innocence and ignorance feels safe. A part of you yearns for the simpler days, when you were oblivious to the world outside.
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You briefly feel lost. You stare down one of the longer hallways. The number of rooms that branch off seems wrong. You wonder how much else has changed since you were moved.
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You suddenly find yourself wondering if you could find your old room. You try to remember where it was, but you draw a blank. It's probably already occupied by someone else, anyways.
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(If PC's awareness is more than 200)
How many orphans are there? How do the rooms fill so quickly?
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(If Robin’s love is more than 20 and PC’s awareness is more than 300)
You hear a young orphan lightly sobbing. Another orphan is trying to calm them down. It looks like one of them is getting moved to the other wing soon.
It reminds you of when you and Robin were younger. He had made friends with orphans older than himself, and one by one, they had all moved to the other wing.
You haven't seen any of them since. You wonder what happened to them.
You realise that you might be Robin's last friend.
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(scene above if conditions are not met)
You hear a young orphan lightly sobbing. Another orphan is trying to calm them down. It looks like one of them is getting moved to the other wing soon.
The whole scene looks familiar to you, but you can't place why.
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You take a moment to make a mental map of the youth ward. It's a bit larger than the other wing, and you don't remember the exact layout.
You feel as though you should know the layout better, with how long you were here.
Just how long were you here?
Degrees of Lewdity - Text Based Masterpost
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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you get only a portion bc im tired, freeballing, and looked up no preg refs so i shall not dishonor myself more than drawing kylar dol already brings on its own
i want him to have the worst symptoms ever
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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brain: you can’t give 3/4 of the school LIs freckles
Me: but Sydney would look SO CUTE with full face freckles!!!
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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more doodles! more thoughts! ft a redesign of my old kylar. for robin notes, see part one
i think i meant to draw wraps on his hands. just pretend they're there
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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I imagine Sydney as this beanstalk of a person and in both files I have F!Syd with huge tits and like
This is probably funnier to me than other people but I keep imagining her like a one piece character and it never fails to make me laugh a little
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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since I’m working on robin’s redesign I should probably do kylar too since I have Ideas
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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oh yeah, my losers
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thecoolerhamtastic · 9 months ago
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thinking about him. fucking with his design since i don't like my old one.
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thecoolerhamtastic · 10 months ago
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my toxic whb take is that asmo’s profile description reads just as it looks and it’s funny that people are going “don’t jump to conclusions” bc imo PB is def freaky enough they just know not to actually go into it in the actual game (or finding some loop around)
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thecoolerhamtastic · 10 months ago
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Even though I don’t play WHB anymore I still feel tempted to finish some cat designs I had sketched out for a while + potential new ones since they’re really fun
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thecoolerhamtastic · 11 months ago
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Wait lol I just realized me and my brother literally have the same list for the WHB zodiac compatibility I’m gonna show him
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