thecoolerpotato · 10 months ago
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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YEAAAAAH LETS GO
@small-potato VS. @truepotatogod
I have.. absolutely no bias on this :3 (lies)
Also I made it a week after noticing many other tournaments have it as a week!
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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Fun potato fact #47:
Potatoes like growing, playing and committing war crimes when it rains!
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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@small-potato VS. @truepotatogod
I have.. absolutely no bias on this :3 (lies)
Also I made it a week after noticing many other tournaments have it as a week!
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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the cool potato urge to look cool while being eaten
the bisexual urge to bite into a potato like it’s an apple
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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very gay myself as well
Say it with me everyone:
Potatoes 👏 Are 👏 Gay👏
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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the coolest
tumblr has such an assortment of ppl.
you have a chaotic degenerate who makes music under a pokémon pseudonym, you have staff constantly fucking up, you have a guy who only says ‘Ok.’ and we have somebody with the power of cleaning product identification.
the site of all time.
It's definitely a webbed site
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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Peat, not to be confused with peat moss, is porous, acidic, and low density! Usually found in temperate-to-temperate areas with high moisture content, especially in biomes such as swamps, bogs, marshes, fens, and other wetlands. Its contents are primarily organic matter, mostly decomposed plant material, but has a very small amount of minerals. Because of the lack of non-organic nutrients, it is very soft, making it very difficult to use for contruction. Overall: This soil is great for holding moisture and supporting wetland flora, but has difficulties due to its softness and structural instability.
I got the most moisture, I bet yall jealous
NEW UQUIZ! It took a little while but was fun to make!! less stylized than my last one with the results.
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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POTATOS! WHAT ARE YOU BEING FOR HALLOWEEN?
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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fuck it, we tato
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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I’ve been thinking a lot about the meaning of life and legacy and the very temporariness of existence, and how very tempting it is to want to have a lasting impact on the world.
Regardless of how big someone’s impact, it’s still going to be temporary in the end. Regardless of this temporariness, you’re still important to someone, even if they don’t consciously acknowledge it. Temporary doesn’t mean insignificant.
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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I am a cooler potato
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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You can do it
It's called potadoes, not potadoesn't
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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fortunately
I'm in shape... Unfortunately, it's the shape of a potato - quickfunnyjokes
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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you'll look very cool with self-care. reblog
If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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then I am in fact, one of the most immortal potats, because I cannot shut up
we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫
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thecoolerpotato · 11 months ago
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don't slut shame my brothers and sisters
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