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thierry mugler's "gynoid" space suits

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You know what I'll bite first(?)

I want reader to convince Hector to let them care for him instead in the bedroom tonight and it's basically a mix of body worship and general praise while jerking him off

Hector x GN!Reader, word count: 1.4k ooooooooh ok i had to write this, he was living in my brain and skittering around in my pipes up there!! i've not finished his storyline yet, so no spoilers for me please!! but i know regardless of what happens next, he deserves a bit of praise and pleasure >:3c request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: a lot of praise for this boy, body worshipping, masturbation/handjobs, tiny bit of hair pulling, pre-ejac, little bit of yandere dialogue because it's hector...

"You told me you couldn't relax for yourself, so please, please let me help you. You need to learn to embrace your body. That way, I can embrace it too."

Hector's heart skipped a beat at the emphasis on your pleading, and he found himself unable to catch his breath in enough time to respond. Instead, he let himself be pushed back towards the bed in your room, sinking down into it as the back of his legs hit the edge.

"Good boy, Hector. This is the first step to changing how you see yourself. Let me show you how I see you."

The bed shifted as you sat down next to him, hand on his chest as you gently pushed him backwards, waiting until he was laying down, his dark curls resting on the pillows, before you began to stroke your fingers through his hair, twirling the locks around your fingers and hoping to soothe him. But he was still nervous, enough that he began to tug at your sheets, trying to hide himself with them out of his instinctual urge to conceal the things that he disliked so much.

"No, no. Don't cover yourself up. I want to see all of you."

"Are you sure? I still find it so hard to believe that someone as magnificent as yourself would be interested in any aspect of me."

"Really? When you're so handsome, and so sexy. I'm almost angry that you'd hide yourself away for so long, Hector. Seems wrong to keep this a secret."

It was all he could do to keep his smile from widening, but he'd warmed up to you so quickly that it was impossible to hide himself from you. And you were determined to keep things moving in that direction, so positive reinforcement was required. Luckily, you knew now how he worked, and you were able to pull the sheets away, uncovering his body and noting the slight tenting of his cock underneath his clothes. It was distracting, but not more so than his satisfied grin.

"Such a sweet smile, it makes your eyes light up. Your cheeks are so warm, so cute. And your lips, so soft... so welcoming."

"Only for you..."

Each milimetre of the tiny distance between you was tension filled and wrought with a dire need that was immediately turned to passionate satisfaction once the kiss begun. Hector was content to lay back and let you take over, offering no resistance as you deepend the kiss, and even less when your hands began to travel down his front and to the stirring below his waist. Your fingers teased below the material, skimming over the skin above his erection, feeling the contrasted texture of his thick, black pubic hair. And as the kiss broke off, Hector struggling to catch his breath, you let your lips follow his soft jaw line to his neck, your pecks and the gentle nips of your teeth interspersed with words that amounted to yet more compliments.

"I know you've felt so comfortable behind the security of the grate, but I need you, Hector. More than you could imagine, more than I think you're willing to accept. But I can show you. Let me heat you up for a change, I want to see your skin flushing, that sparkle in your eyes."

His cock was freed now, and it protruded into the air as you wrapped your fingers around the length. Average, but thick, and just a few shades darker than his perfectly clear skin. You leaned your head against him, angling your view to watch the way your hand fit so perfectly around his length. Hector shuddered, stuttering out something, but you assuaged whatever concerns he was fabricating.

"You've given me so much, all of those years, unappreciated. Now I want to pay you back, it's only right."

Your gentle strokes firmed up, quicker movements as your determination took over. You wanted him to be happy, to see him satisfied, relieved, and to at least offer him something physical in the way of evidence of your attraction to him. With your tempo set, you kept up the motions, noting that Hector's hips began to shift, pushing his cock upwards into your fist as his body squirmed slightly against the mattress.

"I'm... This is... Wow..."

With a giggle, you whispered against his skin, still loud enough that he could hear you past his own hushed whimpers.

"That sense of contentment? Of pure joy? you deserve that. You work so hard to make me happy, and I think you deserve the same back ten-fold."

"I live to please you. I ask for nothing in return. Your pleasure is just as ah... ah..."

Your other hand reached for his balls, cupping them before gently squeezing.

"All of that time you spent watching me, I think it's fair that I get to see you as you reach complete ecstacy, too, no?"

As Hector let out a sigh of relief, his body giving in finally to the looming and certain orgasm that was beginning to wash over him. A little coaxing was all it would take to get him to finally let go of the last of his tensions.

"All that stress, the nerves, your worries and concerns about how I'll perceive you? I'm going to make them all... go... away."

It sounded like a stifled groan, a strangled sound that he was trying to cover up. And you weren't having that.

"I want to hear your sweet voice, Hector. Your moans, your sighs, your screams."

Hector's stomach was tensing, the slight hint of muscles below the softness of his stomach as he clenched in response to his quickening climax. Each stroke of your fist down the shaft of his cock had him quivering, and you relished in the view of his body that you had from this perfect position. One of his hands rested in your hair, occasionally gripping at the root as he became overwhelmed with arousal. Even without the firm placement of his palm against you, there was no way you would have lifted your head from his chest. From there you could see your own hand working, pumping at his twitching cock, his precum leaking, dribbling from his head down to the visible frenulum as you pulled back his foreskin with your movements. And as you watched his body react to your stimulation, you could hear his heart beat thudding in his chest against your ear.

You were worried for a moment when his gentle whining turned into a sharp shriek, concerned that in your distractions you might have become to firm or too quick. But as you felt the warm, yet quickly cooling, liquid begin to drip over your fingers, you understood.

"Ah... I, I've ruined it. A moment so perfect, so pure. I'm so sorry. Faced with your charitable gesture, the idea that you would be so willing to help me seek the same satisfaction as I've helped you with so many times... Well, my excitement got the better of me. Yet another reason that you could do far better in-"

"Did it feel good?"

He paused his nerve driven rambling, all desire to self-flagellate superceded by his need to offer you an answer when one was asked of him.

"Of course! It was marvellous. For all that I've dreamt of how your hands might feel on my body, it was better than I ever could have guessed."

When it seemed as though he might start apologising again for something that in truth you found flattering, quite endearing to his adorably desperate nature, you placed a finger on his lips and hushed him.

"Then there's nothing to apologise for, Hector. We both got what we wanted."

You lay your head next to his on your pillow, watching his eyes scan the room, as if he were looking for the final bit of confidence to say what he said next.

"In that case... perhaps it wouldn't be too much to ask if I could lay here a while longer. I could warm you in a more manual manner than either of us are accustomed to."

Hector lifted his arm, offering you the space between that and his chest, and you willingly dove into it, wrapping your arms around his body and settling in with a sigh.

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─── A R C A N E

v i o l e t

thighriding hcs - nsfw; fluff

touchy!vi hcs - slightly suggestive; fluff

modern underground fighter!vi - nsfw ; fluff

kissing her abs - slightly suggestive; fluff

vi x pillowprincess hcs - nsfw; fluff

bottom!vi getting strapped - nsfw

putting vi in handcuffs & eating her out - nsfw

lifting belt snaps w/ gym!vi - sfw

pitfighter!vi x sunshine!reader - nsfw

bday sex hcs - nsfw

eye contact w/ pitfighter!vi - nsfw; fluff

college waterpolo!vi - nsfw; fluff

broken rosary, cinnabar dreams - nsfw; tw: religious imagery

werewolf!vi x breeding kink - nsfw

jealous!vi hcs - sfw; fluff/angst

back tattoo hcs - sfw; fluff/angst

painting vi's nails - sfw; fluff

mutual cockblock w/ pitfighter!vi - nsfw

exhibitionist vi - sfw; slightly suggestive

even the rain - sfw; hurt/comfort

quicky w/ vi - nsfw

ride a cowgirl - sfw; slightly suggestive

overstim ur vi - nsfw; sub!vi

longdistance!vi hcs - nsfw; fluff

from "come over" to "come home" - sfw; fluff

slow dance - sfw; fluff; regency!au

like my whiskey neat - sfw; angst

grinding against vi in the club - suggestive; fluff

mirror!fucking in the club - nsfw; dom!vi

sweet, under water - sfw; fluff

sundress - sfw; suggestive

jealous you - sfw; very slightly suggestive

kissing vi - sfw; suggestive

1:30pm - nsfw; fluff

milkweed summer - nsfw; fluff

kissing lessons - nsfw; fluff

11:55pm - sfw; fluff

breathe - nsfw; fluff

bartender!vi hcs - sfw; fluff

surfer!vi - sfw; fluff

bff!vi asking you out - sfw; fluff

needy - sfw; fluff

➜ C O N T

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Taste.

Hector Condicionado X F! Reader

A/N: quick quick quick little thirst for my sexy vent dwelling husband... ugh i need him bad

Tags: finger sucking, spit play, indirect kiss, oral fixation

Wordcount: ~0.4k

There wasn't much Hector liked about himself. Self-consciousness had always leeched into every facet of his life, more now that you had started being able to see him. It was easier when only he could see you, eyes following your daily life around the house.

What he did tolerate about himself were his hands and his voice. His ability to explain his yearning and desire for you in each word, his voice carrying it. The expressive nature of his hands, nimble and calloused as he reached out towards you. 

He spoke to you through the vents, only his eyes, hands, and arms visible. He felt it was best this way—for you to only see what he let you. Otherwise, well, he feared the worst case scenario. 

He feared laughter. Worse, perhaps disappointment. One wrong look and stifled chuckle would shatter him. He wouldn't take the chance. He knew you were curious, it was one thing he loved about you, but he couldn't yet allow you to see all of him.

For now, you would have to be satisfied with the bits and pieces he gave you. 

Hector held your gaze and your hands, running the rough pad of his thumb over your cheek. He would adjust your necklace here, fix your hair there, massage your shoulders. All simple ways to show his love for you. 

But when you weren't satisfied with that, he had other solutions.

Like now, as he shoved his fingers down your throat, letting his free hand cup your jaw and chiding you to relax your throat for him.

"Oh, my love," Hector cooed, his voice as silky and sweet as honey, "if you cannot handle my fingers in your mouth, how will you handle something more?"

Spit soaked your chin when he pulled his fingers out of your mouth. Wiry strings of saliva connected the both of you. The two, thick digits were coated.

He hummed at the sight. This was so close to what he actually wanted to do to you. He spread his hand apart, watching as the wetness dribbled down his palm and stretched between each finger. He wondered that if the vent weren't so high, perhaps the wetness on his hand would be from your cunt rather than your mouth. 

In a better world, maybe. In this one, he relished in the feeling regardless. 

"It's so unfair, isn't it?" he asked, tracing a finger over your bottom lip. "Truly, we're star-crossed. So close, yet so, so far, hm?"

He drew hand hands away from you, back into the comfort of his vent. With a deeply satisfied moan, he sucked your spit off of his hand, ridding his palm of any trail you left behind.

"At least from here, I can still taste you. I can still feel you."

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As a small blurb:

MDNI

NSFW

Hector whispers your name like a prayer when he masturbates. He's whimpering, flushed in the face, he has one hand over his mouth so he doesnt wake you up and the other is palming and stroking his dick. He wonders what you would say to him if you found him. Would you mock him? Tease him? Would you help him? The thought makes him cum into his hand and whine outloud. Thankfully, you dont have your glasses on, but he's sure he made a sound. He wonders if you'd call him a pervert for lusting over you. He might be one, maybe, he doesn't know. He just wants you. Craves you like nothing else.

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A passionate kiss in the alley

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I stumbled upon this fic/series by browsing some random tag and after reading through its 181,051 words in a single weekend I am shocked I might not have found it otherwise. It's called The Night Belongs to You by eleiri and it has made my heart ache in the best way possible. Also, while the main chunk of the story (part 2) is not yet finished, part 3 is so you know it has a happy ending, which makes the copious amounts of miscommunication and angst go down easier. Here are some reasons why you should read it: - it's 25 chapters (if you include part 1) of the Jayvik yearnatron5000 and serious pining, even though the story starts out with them having sex. I actually love this, because sometimes the tension will deflate when you do a slow burn, once the characters get together, but the author actually manages to keep it and find new layers to it with every new chapter. - It's got the best Viktor-meets-Ximena chapter I have ever read. - kittens - the characterization of Jayce and Viktor is really, really good. Since it (so far) is set during their years working on hextech, the author fills in the gaps of what their partnership would have been like during that time as friends with benefits and it is just *chefs kiss* - if you enjoy Jayce and Viktor being stunned by how beautiful/hot they find each other as much as me, you will love this. Anyway, here is the Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/4648822

If you read it and you like, let me know - because that is half the fun of recommending something :)

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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Fishies to make it all hurt less

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Both of them are not quite happy with Viktor's idea (it's temporary)

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i have turned it into a letterboxd list: good films that are free on the internet archive!!!! Each film is linked in the notes on letterboxd. this will be continually updated so it's a good link to save if you want to keep up!

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The smell of incense

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(Parted From Me and Never Parted) Never and Always Touching and Touched, collaged watercolor, 2025

This is part of a five piece series about the autistic experience shown through Spock

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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Good boy.

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Jayce, where is your hand??

🫣

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I don't know if it needs to be mentioned, but tumblr activity has been so passive these past few years, i want to do something

tumblr updates were hardly ever met with approval, and a while ago it occured to me that it's gotten stupidly difficult to get to the origins of reblogged posts you see on your dash. Not exactly difficult, but unnecessarily complicated?

It used to be you could click on reblogged from, and it took you where you wanted it to. Now it simply leads you to the front page of the blog where the post in question came from.

Reblogging posts used to have more impact, it really helped people find more interesting things. But now it's like... nobody wants to find anything, (or maybe they'd forgotten how to look?) they just take whetever shows on their dashboard? I'm not trying to attack anyone, and hope nobody takes offense to this, only want to remind you that there's a tonne of interesting stuff that lies out there. It's not even hidden! Go and grab it! You can find things for yourself without waiting for me to put it on your dash.

Say, hrhase's dragon Hawke comic series? I know it's well loved by the fandom, those posts have thousands of notes, and I know you all get happy when it's reblogged here, but that's where it always ends? Nobody ever cares to look for more?

Few people wish to explore the tag list, I understand that it's pretty long, may be overhelming and you may not know where to even start?

You could start with something simple. Did you like that dragon Hawke comic? Go to the original post on THIS blog (not the OP's)

This will take you to fuckyeahmhawkefenris blog page - one of its latest posts.

There you'll need to find where that latest post was reblogged from (surprise, it's the same old fuckyeahmhawkefenris!) BUT that post has all the relevant tags that COULD be relevant to your interests!

You see hrhase's tag and it will let you find the continuation of this dragonHawke's story, and more of their art (seriously, check it out, it's so soft and beautiful!). You'll see more things about dragon Hawke - the tag is DragonTheme. Long haired Fenris too!

We just have so many fantastic things, but they lay forgotten in the back of this blog.

And it works for every other post here. Lately I've been tagging everything as delete later, and it will be deleted eventually, but until then you CAN use them to find things similar to what you keep liking that you'll enjoy as well.

I hope it will at least be helpful to the new people in the fandom. I really do. Please remember that the tags are here for a reason, and not just for hushed whispers.

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THE WANK BANK— miguel edition!

╰┈➤ a list of some of vi's fav smutty fics!! (mostly me dick riding my moots)

— "Earth 703” (+ the sex pollen drabble) BY @xbellaxcarolinax

— “Mystery Girl” series BY @fairlyang

— “Lunch Break” (and literally EVERY scientist hubby!miguel fic she’s written) BY @improbable-outset

— “Nerd!Miguel starts an OF” and it’s sequel BY @cheonstapes

— “69ing w/ Miguel” BY @mybvalentine

— “Sticky-Icky" BY @bluesidez

— "Dad Bod!Miguel ft. breeding kink" BY @cupcakeinat0r

— Literally any of their "sweet thoughts", but this one especially BY @sweetimpurity

— Every single fic she writes is phenomenal, but my favourite is the "Curvy!Reader x Miguel" headcanons BY @cherryredstars

— “Let's Make Up" and "Don't Push It" BY @monarchberrysblog

— Every "The Quiet Storm on 209.9" oneshot BY @risararelywrites

— "Miguel Knows How to..." BY @lacedinweb22

— "My Husband Has A Symbiote!" BY @slushycoookie

— "Study Night" BY @pxtched

— "Mi Valentín" BY @xxsugarbonesxx

— "Present time with baby daddy!" (specifically pt.6) BY @yougavemeyourheartyouknow

— "Devil's Advocate" BY @st4rymoon

— "Pretty in Pink" BY @miguelhugger2099

— Literally ANYTHING BY @lazyjellyfish300

— "Miguel x Wife!Reader (Lactation Kink)" BY @exhaslo

obviously there are many many more amazingly sexy fics and extremely talented writers on this app, so I might have to make a part 2!