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Did you get your tickets for @future_ladies_of_wrestling battle of the multiverse at Zebulon on Saturday? I hope so because it’s sold out! For the love of @womenscenterforcreativework ❤️ ps CANDY PAIN YOU ARE GOING DOWN LIKE THE DOWNTOWN TRAIN ROD STEWART SANG ABOUT SO POIGNANTLY @candy_pain_official_fan_club 🍭 (at Zebulon Café Concert) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtjX2rdAPfL0jkIP8UdjOaxMZFAPAlaqWLs0mM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zdy5mblylqx5

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“Sex is different today ya see. We don’t have any problems. Everyone’s frigid.” (at Tinder HQ) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtizfcvgF0W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1inlr451df78t

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I’ve had a couple dreams about portland lady friends in the last week and it’s made me miss them so much. In the first one Naomi casually confessed that she met Tupac in El Salvador recently while traveling for her cannabis industry job and that they were very deeply in love and he wasn’t dead at all but he did own 25 % of the entire world. I can’t remember being happier in any dream in recent memory. The second one was at some big outside bbq on someone’s face and I was on an awkward date and all the sudden a toddler was standing in front of me covered head to toe in ranch and it was getting in her eye so I washed her in a metal washtub while my date watched awkwardly and I wished he wasn’t there so I could just hang out with my friends. I’m trying to get rid of 75 % of my clothing right now but I think I have an anxiety disorder so I’m posting photos that spark joy to try to spark my joy sparker. The first one is at Nancy’s studio on Powell I think it was her bday maybe? 2007?The second one was Naomi and me right before we went to the Jasmine Tree for an Ugly Parade party that Sol, Greg and Tanya were throwing in like 2000 or 2001? The next one is Melanie at Captain Ankeny’s and the last one is Ana Helena on Halloween in a tree in Lars’ back yard in 2000 I think. Ok I’m gonna put all of my clothes in a giant pile and set them on fire now. Love you! ❤️ (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BthgzlhgI9k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14c91yu5ekr3y

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Drip or drown @neverhatephilly ™️ (at Jessica Triangle) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bterb0igL-j/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15oo0wffjjahp

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When the world’s a flood ur a pisces (at Jessica Triangle) https://www.instagram.com/p/BteVPo2AMKb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1esb5uqhat3td

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It was an honor performing in my daughter @pwrpuf2 HARD CORE TINA BEAUTY AND THE BEAST OPERA at the @allsexworkersgotoheaven prom last night. Soccer mom Bratz life is the only life for me 💘⚽️💘 All Sex Workers Go to Heaven is a community supporting queer trans people of color sex workers. Check them out and buy a zine, donate if you can. They’re wonderful 💖 (at Nous Tous Gallery & Store) https://www.instagram.com/p/Btbo20eAnNC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ml40rgh6p7en

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Fave celeb couple @alastor.wrath n @teaseandsqueeze giving flawless Bratz looks at @allsexworkersgotoheaven prom ♥️🖤❤️♥️🖤❤️♥️🖤❤️♥️🖤❤️ (at Nous Tous Gallery & Store) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtaY5r7gfmr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zgsmikwlu42z

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HOLY LASAGNA GARFIELD @100percent_turbulent_garfield fan arted me from this vid I made in 2015 at the best job I ever had at a bar called @likewiselikewise where bartender in character 3 nights a week. I wake up in a panic every morning at 4:30 and this was really nice to wake up to today instead of my usual feelings of overwhelming dread and imminent doom ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ (at Likewise) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtVz_5OgOqr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=geiay60ibhsv

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🌹 (at Glitter Death) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsB7mAQh3Bm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10t7p6ae70opx

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@eat_da_rich pop up today at @glitterdeath 12-6 Come shop! Performances start at 3! (at Glitter Death) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br-7mgyBoRP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15s0aa2ceq8y9

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Best of 2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/Br-Ff5uBNRW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1icqg5sh7cfnb

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I’ll be showing this video I made with @witchfingermart tomorrow at @eat_da_rich pop up shop tomorrow featuring @the_face_of_god @white_boy_scream at @glitterdeath event starts at noon performances start at 3 let’s hang! (at Glitter Death) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br9GV3_BVzT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1myuxdubc17ne

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Disco feelings here✨2009 with @gregardeninfinty https://www.instagram.com/p/Br7-pCLhJ9c/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jbaemgp6y445

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at Outback Steakhouse https://www.instagram.com/p/Br6nLIIhQ3e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rqslqni1bn0c

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Catch me gyratin IRL this Saturday at @eat_da_rich pop up shop with performances by @the_face_of_god @white_boy_scream curated by @witchfingermart #wetdreamteam 🎀🕳💦 (at Glitter Death) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br6UOzlBhPD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tq6ignog9v4w

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Proud of you (at Outback Steakhouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br1vMMgBOjb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b9cu078fdmq5

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Peace on Earth can it be? (at Glendale Galleria) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0cll4hI2y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1h8lrsgqd9v1m