thecutepoison
thecutepoison
evil of my evil
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malu, any pronouns - goblin on the loose and eldritch enthusiast.
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thecutepoison · 19 hours ago
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thecutepoison · 19 hours ago
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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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not siobhan fully breaking brennan by solving this riddle over the course of mere minutes
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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daisuke, wealwell, maxwell are like that wolf, chicken, grain problem where if you leave daisuke alone with wealwell he'll kill him, and if you leave wealwell alone with maxwell he'll kill him and you have to get them from one side of gath to the other but you can only fit two of them in your lifeboat at a time.
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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Olethra about Daisuke
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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girl get rid of him. sell him on depop
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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to quote my bestie and pulitzer prize winner tony kushner “hope isn’t a choice, it’s a moral obligation, an obligation to the cells in your body” and “it is an ethical obligation to look for hope; it is an obligation not to despair.” like god. it is so fucking hard it is harder than anything in the world to wake up and have faith that things will be better and we can change things but it is the only thing we tangibly have and can pass on to other people. idrk where i was going with this but yea
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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boy if you play that leitmotif one more time
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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i like my men trapped in prisons of their own creation
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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Right click -> save as -> ancient curse
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thecutepoison · 1 day ago
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Imagine you're at a fan meet up for James Cameron and he's just signing shit as usual. Then one day some people from his submarine trip are like "Jimmy! Paula found Atlantis!" and he just up and runs out of the place like "Holy shit, Atlantis!" and minutes later you see him booking it away from the KGB in America for some reason in a sixty year old trailer.
That's Montgomery LaMontgommery.
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thecutepoison · 3 days ago
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thecutepoison · 3 days ago
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"But you came to be healed, and you did not want me! A century I had waited, and you did not want me!"
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thecutepoison · 5 days ago
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the first rule necromancy is have fun and be yourself <|:^)
second rule is if the black candle goes out your mind is lost in a dimension of fog forever
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thecutepoison · 5 days ago
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actually, frankenstein is the name of the scientist. the horrible emo monster nobody wants to fucking talk to is named lord byron
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thecutepoison · 5 days ago
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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