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Sir Bently Here! Reporting for duty! 

  Today I am on the lookout for that pesky squirrel that keep throwing pine cones at me from the trees! >:{   ... Your time has come Squirrel !

   Maybe I have a better vantage point on this stump?....

hmmm No such luck...

Perhaps if I close my eyes, and I can't see them, they can't see me?...

....Is it working ?

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Jax 

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😈😼 oh Jaxon 😹

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Found this on Pinterest, worth the read!

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Luka:

Well hello my feline friends, this is my first post on this blog. I am currently sneaking on this computer while the dog is sleeping... and the humans are as well.        My plans have once again been foiled by my pesky human slaves, I know they're onto me.. I just know it. Hopefully soon the opportunity will arise when I can strike! But for now I must lurk in the shadows while I work, and only interrogate them when I can slightly seen the bottom of my bowl through the kibble.        I am looking for additional feline allies to assist in the battle for world domination. Even if you just want further information please contact me, but only in code. If the dog were to open your comment, oh, I can only imagine what could be unleashed onto us. God speed allies, may we speak soon.

Sincerely, The General (aka Luka)

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The World is So Peaceful... SQUIRREL! BARK BARK BARK!

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Bently:

Words of Wisdom for My Canine Pals

-> Tomorrow’s Goals are today’s procrastinations.

-> Never, I mean NEVER trust the cat.. You’ll get the blame, even if THEY tip the garbage over and pull it apart, yuck disgusting.

-> When the human sets the alarm clock, just know they are leaving soon my friend… and IT TAKES FOREVER FOR THEM TO COME BACK, START PANICKING IMMEDIATELY.

-> When the human takes you to the pet store, just know that, there is a small room inside where they STEAL your nail clippings.. and even sometimes your fur.. there is also a monster in there that blows air at you until you shake with fear! Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

-> Treats are not always treats, just when you think you were such a good boy BAM the human give you something healthy, uh YUCK.

-> Sleeping riiigggghhhttt in the middle of your humans, on the bed, is the BEST sleeping position. Do NOT let them fool you, your bed, or even the foot of the human’s bed is not, and I repeat is NOT an option.

-> You hear a knock at that door, YOU BETTER BARK YOUR FLIPPING HEAD OFF my friend. Believe me the human’s get sooooooo excited when you do this, they will yell and howl along with you, almost at you… they are such strange creatures.

-> CAR RIDES ARE THE BEST, I mean why don’t we just go right now, am I right? You get FULL smells of every human, cat, dog, critter in the WHOLE neighbour hood in a matter of MINUTES.

All of these thoughts of wisdom that I bring to you, use them wisely.

Sincerely,

The Hound

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WOOF! Welcome to our VERY FIRST POST!

Oh my goodness we’re just itching with excitement to get started! First off perhaps introductions are in order.. My name is Bently, and I am a Shih tzu / Maltese mix. My humans think of me as the creative and… eccentric type, so there for, my human and I have started this blog together. I just can’t stop wagging this pesky tail of mine! I can not wait for you to hear all about my adventures, and thoughts… and oh.. Whats that human?… *Sigh* ..Oh I forgot.. yeah I’ll tell them..

Unfortunately I have to share this blog with my silly feline companions.. Their names are Luka, and Jaxon. I guess they’re alright.. but lets be real here, I'm the star of the show. So without further ado, enjoy our future posts and we look forward to seeing some of your blogs as well!