thedandeliondyke

[thedandeliondyke]

don’t let the horny blogging fool you i’m gut wrenchingly sad

[thedandeliondyke]

girls who moan and grunt when they’re using the strap like they can actually feel it akskssjjajdfuohmydaysysssss

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Paramore was right. Hard times

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the femme with big brown eyes and pouty lips WILL save you btw

[thedandeliondyke]

So my sister wants to start sewing more, because

a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.

b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton

c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance

So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.

And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’

And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this

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they should invent an extreme codependent lesbian situationship that's actually good for you

[thedandeliondyke]

also bush n musk being the surnames of two of the biggest losers in this world is a vicious homophobic attack on its own

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fresh ink 😘

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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ngl i have zero sympathy for people who are still going to ariel dejesus and ending up upset that their tattoos are dogshit like there is more information about how bad she is than other information about her at this point so like there’s no excuse tbh

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ngl i have zero sympathy for people who are still going to ariel dejesus and ending up upset that their tattoos are dogshit like there is more information about how bad she is than other information about her at this point so like there’s no excuse tbh

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You think you can defeat me? My boobs literally bounce when I walk

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if you’re in my asks telling me that i’m defending sexual assault. if your only two settings are “none of my boundaries have ever been violated” and “sexual assault” then you are not a safe person. you are the person that post is about and for. you are the person i am begging to understand nuance. i’m thinking about like. i don’t like having my butt touched. sometimes in the heat of a moment an excited partner grabs my ass. that’s a violation of a boundary. but i’m not gonna fuckin break up with them for it. and this concept branches out. i tried bottoming a few times for partners. i thought id like it, i didn’t, and i felt kind of uncomfortable with the interaction later. those partners didn’t “assault” me, we tried something and it didn’t work. once or twice a partner has tapped out and i didn’t notice at first so they had to tap harder. this isn’t assault, they didn’t accuse me of abuse, we had a conversation and they understood it was a mistake. all of these are circumstances where a boundary has been broken or a line has been crossed, but not a situation of intentional harm, assault, or abuse.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

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"big stretch" 2025🤲

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