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All Eyes on the Sumoud Convoy

Eyes on the road people. Eyes on the thousands of people on their way to the Gaza border to break the siege.

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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Caption From @ essenceofblackculture on instagram:

Kristi Williams

@kristi_williams_black_history, a Black woman whose aunt survived the Tulsa Massacre, saw Oklahoma trying to silence Black history-and answered with action. She started "Black History Saturdays," free community classes to teach what the schools won't.

Now the room is full, the lessons are real, and the legacy lives on. end caption

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This is a heroic feat that shouldn’t be needed. But because it is, a hero emerged.

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"Candy Hearts" by Tommy Siegel

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may we live to see the day where the first photo results of your intersex variation aren't graphic photos of igm

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Snapshots from the coke-addled MIC boardroom that would eventually birth the ASN-21:

"How do we design a machine that's the battlemech equivalent of shooting peas at our foes no matter the distance?"

"No, man. What we should be asking ourselves is... How do we develop the best possible way to be disappointing at 40 tons?"

"Alright, alright, alright... How little can we possibly arm this mech and still be able to include the buzzline 'capable of engaging at all ranges' in the brochures?"

After six hours locked inside with nothing but stale donuts and thirteen bottles of goldschläger, they finally crack the door to invite their lead mechtech and engineering staff inside. They can only stand being three steps inside the room, as they hold a design document evidently scribbled madly in crayon:

"So... who's going to buy this thing?"

"The government, duh."

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"...Why?"

"I don't know... for... light mech hunting! Yeah."

"It's outgunned by a Commando."

"Look, I'll call my buddy at the SLDF Procurement Office, offer him a free steak dinner and we'll all be fucking rich."

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It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

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I'm White Red, which seems about as bad as Moon Moon. Like.. I could have just been named pink?

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The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

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