thedantemonroe - Tumblr blog

[thedantemonroe]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[thedantemonroe]

[thedantemonroe]

bro…

[thedantemonroe]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[thedantemonroe]

Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

[thedantemonroe]

Grandpa goals af 😭😭💕💕💕💕

[thedantemonroe]

#CristinaYangConfidenceLevel

[thedantemonroe]

[thedantemonroe]

Fucking mood rn

[thedantemonroe]

[thedantemonroe]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[thedantemonroe]

Life With Cats.

[thedantemonroe]

[thedantemonroe]

this is so great. fuck toxic masculinity. we need something like this stateside (x) | follow @this-is-life-actually

[thedantemonroe]

Doggos

“Wolves” by Half Moon Ambassadors

[thedantemonroe]

When you use your talent for evil… (Based off this video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHmBf4ExtZk ) ———————————————————————————— Patreon ¦ Commissions ¦ Donate ¦ Shop¦ Twitter ¦ Facebook

[thedantemonroe]

Outside Stonewall Inn / NYC 2-23-17