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This website is a fucking parody of itself

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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Nice to know that the Yakuza run video game developer cares more about my mental health than my own employer does.

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Something about James Sunderland's weepy face makes me want to slap him so hard that his head snaps to the side (especially knowing what he did), and then, while he still has that shocked, bulging eyes look, just grab him by the collar and kiss him violently, biting his lower lip until he whines.

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Requested by anon

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I’ve played enough Silent Hill games to know I should never be trusted with a map

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but not kiss

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I SAW A NEW SKIN ON PYRAMID HEAD DBD, IT'S LIKE A BEE 😭

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once again another may 4th has come and gone and I've forgotten to take a photo of my lesbian r2 and 3po barbies

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so i'm working on my demo reel 👀 are there any lines from things i've been in that stick out to y'all? (especially from newer stuff bc my setup was garbage until like late 2022)

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I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

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@creatorsofcolornet event 21: family (x)

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo: quotes

everything everywhere all at once (2022) // i remain in darkness, annie ernaux // poplar street, chen chen // original writing (@scorpiogays) // electra, sophocles (trans. anne carson)