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I put a smell on you

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Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

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This is the best onomotopoeia

i want to put you in a tube and flip you around to see if you nake that uaaaaaaaaaaaaaap eeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut sound

Hey, if you do that to me, I’d die you know

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she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

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two households both alike in dignity

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crying

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????

and who made him king of the stephens anyways????