thedarkestofhearts

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I feel like shit. I’ll be on semi-hintas. That includes all my parody blogs. If this is reblogged by a parody then it’s mine.

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The diety chuckles and walks back. His tail sways as he does do. He hadn't talked with his Zuka in s long while.

"Well, you definitely get less angry than our Zukie.."

He decided to hop on top of the truck and poke his head down at Zuka.

"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"

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"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.

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The deity stops. His eyes widening and lighting up under the shade of his hat. He turns around slowly, the symbols in his eyes glowing under the shade.

"...you want to talk with us?"

His gill ears flick up happily as his tail waggs like a wild animal.

"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"

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"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.

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The diety whined. His gill like ears drooped in sadness. As much as he wanted to spend time with Zuka, this Zuka didn't seem to want him around.

"We will... leave you to it then heh!"

With a wide smile he floated back to the ground. Starting to turn away and leave.

"Nice meeting you!"

"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"

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"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.

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"Was roaming, saw you, and thought you were our Zukie! Our sadness came into form when we figured out you weren't!"

He spins up right again, this time sitting in mid air and resting his chin on his arm.

"Was about to tell Cookie to come see his favorite uncle, hehe."

"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"

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"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.

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Fish nets and fading out of existent clothing littered this Darkheart. He seemed more blue than black, unlike other Darkhearts.

"We could tell cause you had no prosthetic hehe"

He starts to float and turns upside down, looking the shopkeeper up and down.

"Zukkieee~ oh wait...your not our Zukie-"

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"Sure ain't. And you ain't my Dark." -> The truckdriver glances up at the deity, a cigarette hanging loosely between his lips. He was leaning on his truck, hand pushed into his pocket.

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Ima take a bit of a break. I have had this blistering headache for a few days now and it's messing up my typing and I can't properly rp like this- sorry yall I'm just not feeling well....

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"Phish"

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"HAHAHAHA!"

Darkheart drinking pilk

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"Vile?! We will let you know that this so called "Pilk" is quite interesting! We mean, have you tried Mustard cake?"

Darkheart drinking pilk

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(Ooc: for the people asking, no Illumina is not the bad guy. Illumina is made to be the "bad guy." Sure, he attacked Fortune Cookie, but for what reason? He was scared. Did he regret it? Yes. It soon becomes apparent that Illumina is not the bad guy later down in the story of DLUFF. My Illumina is actually quite nice. Just lonely.)

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"Hehehe"

"HOW MANY ACTUALLY ARE THERE AT THIS POINT?!"

-- Pickaxe (@thelosttemplerockhound)

(OOC: don't mind her, she has a grudge against @/kaijuree's Darkheart because they hexed her and she keeps getting half-pissed, half-distressed every time she figures out that there are other Darkhearts)

"Many!"

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"Your rocket seems fun! Ours is grumpy most of the time around us hehe"

have you met the other versions of yourself?? some of them are certainly interesting-

"Not yet....! But we would love to at some point.... Hehe..."

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"As much as we love the little brat, be doesn't take fond of us much~ So sad..."

He flexes his fins in annoyance. Everyone doesn't really like him much anyways

have you met the other versions of yourself?? some of them are certainly interesting-

"Not yet....! But we would love to at some point.... Hehe..."

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Hi! Another parody by @discothemechanic

In the same universe as @dluff-au

Ik ik I have too many but I have too many ideas too! Here's the chase my amigos/amigas

This is an OC and AU parody account where the spawn is known as the most powerful deity, the deity of creation. It created the Inpherno and the other swords.

It refers to itself as more of an object than a person, so It it goes by It or name

The Spawn has a feminine like look but no gender. It seems to have galaxies swirling inside of it that are colored diffrent shades of hold and yellows.

Reference sheet and rules below

I'm fine with anything besides anything sexual and NSFW!

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"Ah yes, old 相棒 Zooks! He is quite fun~ he did get boring after the whole retirement thing, but we still find him amusing once in a while!"

He laughs a bit while talking about his old friend, his sea snake tail wagging, and his fins popping up.

have you met the other versions of yourself?? some of them are certainly interesting-

"Not yet....! But we would love to at some point.... Hehe..."

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"Oh? Our story? Well let's just say it's not the happiest..."

He kicks at a rock and pouts. He doesn't necessarily like talking about jt but he had nothing to lose.

"Well, we are Dark-heart, the Deity of Mischeif! We live in an apartment at a crossroads with our pipsqeuak, Cookie! He is quite the stoic bunch, but he's good company!"

have you met the other versions of yourself?? some of them are certainly interesting-

"Not yet....! But we would love to at some point.... Hehe..."