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why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism

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So I got a text from a wrong number the other day and I decided to mess with them because I'm a terrible person...

I figured that they’d eventually text cancel, but they never did

Then I decided to change things up a bit

I don’t even know who this girl is, but she apparently thinks Cap’s birthday is kool

I figured, why not add another Avenger to the mix?

Then I said, what the heck, I’ll just send stuff about all of them

At that point, I knew this person was great (and I’m guessing she probably has a tumblr) but I wasn’t expecting them to respond at all, let alone in those amazing one word responses. 

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Does your pattern of breathing ever change when you’re lying on someone's chest and listening to them breathe? It just subconsciously changes and you start breathing to match how they’re breathing.

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You can tell how someone feels about you by the way they look at you.

(via two-words—one-finger)

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gay update: getting gayer

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heyyy, how are you doing lately? c:

Quite well. And yourself?

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You just can't make the word scalp sound sexually appealing. You just can't.

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My dad is sending me depressingly cute poems on my email and i'm scared.

Life Is Fine

I went down to the river, I set down on the bank. I tried to think but couldn't, So I jumped in and sank. I came up once and hollered! I came up twice and cried! If that water hadn't a-been so cold I might've sunk and died. But it was Cold in that water! It was cold! I took the elevator Sixteen floors above the ground. I thought about my baby And thought I would jump down. I stood there and I hollered! I stood there and I cried! If it hadn't a-been so high I might've jumped and died. But it was High up there! It was high! So since I'm still here livin', I guess I will live on. I could've died for love-- But for livin' I was born Though you may hear me holler, And you may see me cry-- I'll be dogged, sweet baby, If you gonna see me die. Life is fine! Fine as wine! Life is fine!

Langston Hughes

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Do you feel those goosebumps? Do you feel them?

You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

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shots fired

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I have a feeling that 2015 is going to be fucking weird

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Also how do I let cute girls know I'm lesbian

Step 1. Find cute girlStep 2. Approach cute girl but keep some distance between you both, you don’t want to spook her. Step 3. Take a deep breath.Step 4. With all of your mite, scream “You’re a wanker number niiiiiiine” in a british accent. Step 5. If she is a lesbian, she will understand what you’re saying. Straight people will be confused but who cares about them. Let your new lesbian love flourish. 

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the amount of times that a long distance couple will say this to one another and know that even though they may not really be on the way, maybe one day soon they really will be. wishful thinking.

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Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.” Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

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Is it odd that I find an uncanny resemblance between the two? Like, Emma what are you doing being Captain Levi?