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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

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9:04 a.m. My coworkers seem pleasantly surprised that I can work, joke, and live life as normal in my fraction of the workspace. Y'all, I am the compartmentalization QUEEN. I filed the latest bullshit away weeks ago and will nimbly thumb that bitch out when I need to.

Besides, I'm sitting down with a pro this Saturday to finesse my resume, and presently, I'm daydreaming and doodling at my desk. My Maslow's heirarchy of needs has been met 👏

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I’m gnashing my teeth like a child of Cain

If this is a prison I’m willing to bite my own chain

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outcast of the village

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1:19 p.m. I've been dealing with one inciting incident at my job for the past two weeks, and I am fully ready and willing to make a change, cause bitch... It's time. Anyways, one of my coworkers chose to 'share their feelings' with me today, when I did not ask for them (full disclosure: I'm actively seeking another job *because I can, and I am allowed to*), but something came over this person to gaslight the shit out of me.

"I bet it's hard to find another office where everyone really gets along, you know?" ... this dude worked by himself for years before he joined our office, wtf is he talking about...

"[Proceeds to explain away the sequence of events the way he saw them.]" Neat. I do not care.

I've been at this job for eight years (this guy might have been here for half that, and even then, he was seasonal for most of it). He thinks I'm leaving to be fucking cute and this legit was my face the whole time:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with change and if someone tries to scare you and tells you there is, tell them to go fuck themselves. Never feel cornered or trapped.

Fuck that.

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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

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8:31 a.m. This thing about Chechnya banning music for being too fast or too slow. Is this real? It can't be real...

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3:46 p.m. I am operating at an unprecedented level of 'bitch' today and deeply need to be avoided.

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10:09 a.m. Researched hydatids and scolices today, and I'm never going to do that again.

3:58 p.m. Every three months or so someone passes around a photo online of an animal, screaming, "Wtf is this?!" It's a Damascus goat. It's always a Damascus goat.

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Horny asexuals you have my sympathy and respect

Asexuals who look at horny posting and think "real" I love you guys

Non-horny asexuals you have my sympathy and respect

Asexuals who look at anything sex related and gag I love you guys

All asexuals you have my sympathy and respect

Asexuals who just exist I love you guys

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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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8:22 a.m. Day was going fab. Then I made coffee and now 'coffee everywhere'. But then my OneDrive was like "Hey, you're a fuck up, but do you remember this fuck up?"

And yes 💞, yes, I do.

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Staircase at Super Potato Video Game Store In Akihibara Japan