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my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

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2015 in a nutshell

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@ Stephen Moffat where can I get one of those memory erasing buttons so I can forget everything you have ever written?

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if i ever meet my mutuals

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my intrusive thoughts during fall

young man

there r leaves all around 

i said young man 

eat a leaf off the ground

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*whispers to the tiny woman inside my violin* keep screaming, I think they’re buying it

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getting married on Halloween would be great because 1) never have to worry about forgetting the anniversary 2) forget formal wear, guests should arrive in costumes 3) pumpkin pie wedding cake??? 4) also I’d want to toss a pumpkin instead of a bouquet. just a whole pumpkin. just freakin launch that sucker behind my head. get wrecked

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The Nightly Show, August 3, 2015

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man the onion does not give a FUCK

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what people think mental illness is like: oh man,,,, i am suffering,,,, every day i wake up knowing im Ill™,,,, when will i be Okay

what mental illness is actually like: i feel really empty today but thats besides the point i found an app that im lowkey addicted to do you want to hear about it

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nice-wig-janis:

when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend

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not trying to start an argument but do imagine dragons only have one song