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from silk reeling to fine suzhou embroidery by 许潇潇
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Johnny Bravo is turned into a woman by a disgruntled fortuneteller in order to show him what it truly means to be a woman
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the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me
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“afab chests aren’t inherently sexu—” please say breasts please just say breasts please please please stop throwing the term “afab” around say tatas say titties say big bahoona bazingoroos if you must
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the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
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this is the only app that doesn't stress me out
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