Deity • they/them • ◇owner of the Marraige Au◇ minor☆ into jjba (part 5) and muppets rn👍 💯🔥requests are open🔥💯
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bruba headcanon time. Bored at work so you all must bear witness
Bruno Bucciarati:
◇ genderqueer, pansexual ; he/him but will also tolerate and respond to she/her and they/them
- Has a massive wardrobe and likes both masculine and feminine fashion. His face is pretty androgynous and he knows how to use makeup to achieve a more masc or more fem face based on how he feels that day
- When not dressed fancy he likes outfits that mix and/or match maxi skirts, slacks, cardigans, expensive jackets, long sleeves, et cetera.
- He's fond of Leone's clothes and can be seen in their house borrowing (stealing) them, especially his band tees that look oversized on the shorter of the two. He finds the smell comforting.
- Underneath his outfits is usually some sort of cute bralette or similar and ALWAYS matching panties rather than boxers, and he's very very fond of intricate white, black or red lace and garters, to hold his expensive socks up of course... sometimes his lingerie will be the most intricate part of the outfit even if no one but he and Leone will see; he finds it to be freeing and euphoric
- Sometimes he dons shaping bras under it all if he has no chest window, and he gets a major kick out of confusing people about his gender.
- Speaking of gender, when asked about it, he will usually give a vague response or just shrug and smile and enjoy what ensues. If pressured though, he often says he is simply a guy.
- Considering taking estrogen, but is not dysphoric
- He doesn't really do piercings, but he has a tongue piercing of all things and one earlobe piercing each. I do think a navel would be fun for him- he's 20 in 2001, let him be silly!
- Expensive tastes in everything, even if he grew up poor. He enjoys wine and cheese tasting with his husband especially
- Probably a neat freak but his office/room is likely a wreck. He is a chronic overworker and sometimes forgets to actually take care of himself. Despite the occasional instances of messiness, he knows exactly where everything is.
- He's an early bird.
- Can cook extremely well and can make anything with what's in the pantry.
- Favors fish over red meat and poultry.
Leone Abbacchio:
◇ transgender male, achillean ; he/him
- Is post-op top surgery and has had a hysterectomy- his mental well-being improved drastically
- About 5 years on testosterone
- Very very sleepy.
- In high school he was shockingly preppy- a real model student
- After high school and after his partner died, he started experimenting with self-expression during his transition and found peace in expressing himself with fashion and makeup.
- He and his partner were in a close romantic relationship prior to the latter's death.
- He grew his hair out because his partner had once stated he would look handsome with long hair.
- Enjoys goth and deathrock fashion, but his taste in music extends from opera, new wave, prog rock, goth rock to industrial metal.
- Massive Depeche Mode fan.
- Has dabbled in drag before, but he finds it too exhausting to keep up with.
- Hates seafood/fish.
- His wardrobe is all black and red, but he has a few colorful pairs of socks and boxers, often with cat motifs
- His favorite animal is the housecat
- Has volunteered at cat shelters to help out
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Does anyone have the if ___ had WhatsApp og template I have big plans
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house we need to cure this patient
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Can I share my honest-to-god (PERSONAL, SOLELY APPLYING TO HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT AND NOT HOW ANYONE ELSE SHOULD FEEL) opinion on what I think the worst ships in this fandom that people always glaze are or will I get 100 anonymous death threats and people telling me I'm stirring up drama for having an opinion?
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Muppet Fact #1464
Bert and Ernie met because Bert put an ad in the paper for a "quiet, clean, pigeon-loving" roommate, which Ernie answered. However, he thought he answered an ad for a "loud, messy, rubber duckie-loving" roommate. But Ernie considered this a "happy twist of fate."

Source:
Glamour. "Elmo & Friends Take a Friendship Test | Glamour." YouTube, May 22, 2025. https://youtu.be/kZUybO6b-Wc.
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Would my previous sketches count as shitposts??
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Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being
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NEED HELP
Hi everyone, I’m so sorry for doing this but my situation is very bad right now. I need help in urgent basis. Please don’t ignore it. I still have 2 months rent to pay and also I need to repay the money that I borrowed from my friend. I don’t even have enough money to afford food at this point. Please help me. Any amount would be very helpful. ♥️🙏
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i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing
you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it
weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!
a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)
been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.
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Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.
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[Standverse AU] Memories of the sticky gang...
#jjba#JUMPING FOR JOY AT MOODY BLUES AND STICKY FINGERS#bruabba fans were winning tonight#deity reblogs#love love love how you did part 5 stuff this is so peaakakakakakakakkkkkk
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literally so annoying to be going Through It in a deeply unserious way where like no one needs to be worried about me i’m gonna survive and things are gonna get better like they always do but right now at this very moment it feels like my soul has unmoored and started dissolving in my stomach and its killing me slowly and painfully but also i’m Fine

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Starting to get into House Md. Hoping House goes through the horrors like my other favs
#YRYEAHAAHHHHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#Another win for the community#if anything house and wilson are vinny and garmadon coded#deity reblogs
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I'm on a roll and it's not a good one-
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i bring a certain
‘dally sexually assaulted cherry, and just because she said she could fall in love with him doesn’t mean they should date. harassment is a terrible foundation for a relationship and dally needs to fix how he treats women’
energy that the outsiders fandom really doesn’t like
#deity reblogs#THANK UOU😭😭😭#no bc hes my fav character but the way he treats girls (cherry in specific) is actually so vile#and when i see dally/cherry its like. okayyy brother whatever you think (im blocking them)#i fucking HATE like 90 percent of outsiders ships bc they dont make sense or! are just weird
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