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Circe Invidiosa (detail) (1892), John William Waterhouse

2x14 The Hills Have Eyes, Riverdale (dir. David Katzenberg)

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actually cain has the mark of betty

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i spent half an hour on this. hiram is hiram forever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on twitter here

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LILI REINHART as Teen Alice RIVERDALE (2017—2023)

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yeah i've realized that also.

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we give praise to chic, patron saint of riverdale

who delivered us from uncle frank, the beast

who brought us justice long awaited

forever may he slay in metaphor as he does as in practice

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this guns for hire… even if were just dancin’ in the dark

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i know ethel muggs is a lesbian because she canonically had a crush on an eldritch demon from an evil boardgame which is the dykiest thing its possible to do. and also on jughead. which is the second dykiest thing its possible to do

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thinking about the riverdale menu. obviously there are a lot of beverages. milkshake. root beer float chosen as a traumatized milkshake alternative. lodge rum. maple syrup. maple rum. juice shots that inspire you to go shoot your abuser. coffee so hot it almost reveals your preternatural invulnerability. meal-replacement smoothies (never discussed). fresh aid. and then the foods - sandwich(!) and burger of course. poisoned scone. poutine. tall stack of pancakes eaten before ritual murder. one large bite of apple. home-cooked sunday roast type meal served only ever as a threat/show of heteronormative force. candy drugs. candy musical theater references. magnolia cupcakes flown down from new york. and there's definitely more

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When Riverdale ends we're ascending like the farmies

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the jughead paradox ft. weird science by oingo boingo (youtube)

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whys gay kevin called gay kevin i get its his only personality trait but everyone else is similarly one dimensional i think we should call her serial killer genes betty rich girl veronica and meditation on the construction of american masculinity archie and idk worst dude in ur creative writing seminar jughead

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tv fanart

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get into Riverdale or I'll tell everybody you aren't even a fag

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virgin vigilante group vs chad alien abduction

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do not get a gay man and a lesbian to investigate atomic weapons in your town! she will have his gayass pose next to the bomb like this

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i had totally forgotten and it DOES rule that jason triggered riverdale's wrath by trying to leave town permanently. he didn't know youre not allowed to do that :)