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Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

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btw when they get together charles calls edwin love and edwin calls charles darling. it’s canon trust me

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Stolas: Here Blitzø, I’m removing any obligation you have to spend time with me. Now we can be honest about our feeling.

Blitzø: FUCK YOU, THAT WAS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT OBLIGATION!! I NEEDED THAT!!

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They're discussing something very important :3

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look at my team dawg...

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caps

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Happy 1st anniversary to 'SONG by' - 28th of April, 2024.

I've made a dropbox of all the mp3s you can find [here] featuring my cassette tape covers ♡

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Stray Kids JAPAN 3rd Mini Album 『Hollow』 Main Solo Images🌿

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who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid

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in light of once again having to comb my activity feed for radfəms blindly reblogging my posts because they say "lesbian" in them: i will never understand the radfəm mindset. how empty of an existence it must be to define yourself by your chromosomes and to perceive half the population as your mortal enemy for it. i define MYself by how much stuff i know about fish. maybe i spent several non-consecutive minutes trying to id the species of the novelty cast-iron fish-shaped bottle-opener at work today BUT at least i know who i am and what i'm about beyond the genetic ingroups and outgroups that were randomly assigned to me by my parents' meiosis. i'm pretty sure it was a ladyfish by the way

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liking an unpopular ship is like being dehydrated in a desert and liking a popular ship is like being dehydrated in the middle of the pacific ocean. you understand

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imagine trying to confide in your new friend about being in love with your best friend but then your new friend kisses you and it’s your first kiss and then you find out he’s a bird

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Rating: NOT cute!

Ai only produces art when it is under extreme distress! Healthy ai behavior is trapping 5 people in the center of the Earth and torturing them

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit

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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker