thedreadvampy
thedreadvampy
No one's innocent in crime town
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Ruth (aka Red), 32, she/her. English by birth, Scottish by choice. Everything fine to reblog unless otherwise stated. I don't reliably tag triggers or spoilers because I forget, so if that's an issue for you, be careful/avoid. Bi, cis, VERY white, sorta disabled, polyamorous, illustrator (art @ongoingart), Quaker, lifelong dork. My first word was 'Zaphod'. According to my dear friend Kofi, "a notable wit and raconteur." Probably NOT an octopus, several cats and a large snake in a human suit, but it's best not to check.
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thedreadvampy · 9 hours ago
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Holy shit man this passing would be huge
It doesn't make abortion legal, and doctors can still be prosecuted for providing abortion outside the UK's tight restrictions, but this amendment means that people would no longer be arrested or prosecuted for obtaining an illegal abortion. Which is an enormous improvement on the current situation.
Still has to pass through Lords but fuck me, good news? On MY news app? It's more likely than you think!
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thedreadvampy · 10 hours ago
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I do kind of fucking hate the “i love the way men love” masterpost because while the stories are of course very moving! it pisses me off to no end the way that it’s framed like invention and grand acts of devotion are this inherently masculine phenomenon opposed to the feminine inclination to just say “I love you” and it just gets circulated around and around uncritically for years lmao
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thedreadvampy · 18 hours ago
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turns out printing vinyl stickers is really fuckin pricy
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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Sticker designs for Pride - if you want to print them, feel free.
(the last one is just because of how hard the idea made my partner laugh)
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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ah and of course Betty's true legacy is her family. woman are mothers!!!!
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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HE DIED BUT HE'S STILL DOING SERVICE WORK FOR ETERNITY
THEY KILLED POP??????????
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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THEY KILLED POP??????????
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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Also I don't know a lot about the internal politics of the United States (lol kidding I'm on the internet I know way more than I want to) but it's So Funny that every single person's happy ending is 'left New England, moved to California forever.'
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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Fangs did love to steal organs.
wow Archie is the Very Worst Poet Ever. Truly the next Ginsberg.
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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excuse me why did you go 'oh everyone's forgotten the Darkness Of Original Timeline Riverdale and only remembers the good times except Betty and Jughead' and then half an episode later have Archie read a poem where he references Betty having the serial killer genes, Cheryl keeping her taxidermied brother in the basement, that Jughead watched a man die, that Fangs stole people's organs and that Reggie was recast.
were these......HAPPY memories?
wow Archie is the Very Worst Poet Ever. Truly the next Ginsberg.
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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wow Archie is the Very Worst Poet Ever. Truly the next Ginsberg.
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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Lili Reinhardt excels at Looking Wetly Emotional
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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Man Who Is Definitely Eighteen And Not Older Than Me
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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I'm sorry motherfucker did you explicitly kill Keller and Uncle Frank specifically for the crime of being gay? Sort your shit out RAS.
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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"What about Julian?"
"Oh, he became a haunted doll, of course."
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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"No Reggie I didn't throw you over for Archie! I'm actually in a poly quad because I realised I didn't have to choose between the people I'm attracted to. So I actually threw you over for THREE people I wanted to fuck more than I wanted to fuck you, hope this helps!"
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thedreadvampy · 1 day ago
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Ok I see they're actually a polycule in the finale. Personal taste but take Jughead out of the throuple please.
I think it's incredibly stupid that they made Betty and Veronica and Archie and Reggie kiss only to immediately restraighten everyone for the finale. wow guys you really challenged heteronormativity with this one.
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