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Botanist Cousin (salesman voice of intrigue): "Have you ever seen a watermelon the size of 7 bucks?"
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No, Princess Zelda does not have "girl power".
Princess Zelda has girl wisdom.
Ganon has girl power.
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I'm watching the only valid version of Lilo & Stitch and I completely forgot they didn't draw a cartoon version of Elvis for this scene. They just used an actual portrait of him. This movie is so great.
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Week 7 Of Quests
Dodoodododoo, cowboy times in space!
Very pleased with how this turned out, I might do a more detailed, blueprint-ish version at some point in the far distant future. Much like this space station.
Weeks Since Questing Folly: 7
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Brought to you by the month it took me to decipher that, in the ad that plays daily on the work radio, they were singing the company's name and not, like, some nonsensical bragging jingle.
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Week 5-6 Of Quests
eepy on the package. It'd be so funny if my scribble qr code scanned as something.
Left is from a coffee shop where the drink names intrigued me. Felt like they had potential for me to riff off them for one of my stories. And then I realized all the names were doodle-able and there was margin space to doodle, so what else was I to do?
Right is a tattoo design I'm contemplating getting. Debating adding a pear as well somehow, or to the opposite hand, so a test drawing for that might show up at some point.
Weeks Since Questing Folly: 6
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Some of these weeks are clumped together because they were drawings I did as small parts of a bigger project, so I didn't think to date them. Not certain I have, like, any, attributed to correct weeks, hence the clumping together.
Week 2-4 of Quest
Mine owne cats. I think this "moment before potential disaster" captures sibling energy pretty well. Or rather littermate energy, in this case.


Church doodles from 2 different weeks. I quite like the triangle thingy. No idea what it is - compels me though.
Very pleased with the ice cream bc I managed to shape it out of literal nothing scribbles. Drew both the Super Mario spaceships in the corner from vague memory so they're nowhere near accurWOW, that's what the observatory looks like from far away? Mine is better, actually (not the turnip one).
Weeks Since Questing Folly: 4
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The gas station near my house likes, fittingly, to gaslight. My cousin noticed it too the first two times, but every time after that it's been too quick for him to catch I swear it's specifically targeting me. Every time I've walked past it this year the sign has glitched in some manner right as it came into sight, before correcting itself seconds later. Half a second, even. It's said 3.08 when it's meant to be 3.05, 8.88, some weird amalgam analogue number shape I can't type out, so on forth.
And today it tried to jump scare me with the price 9.99. Absolutely horrifying experience on a low tank.
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Week One of Quest
Probably more counts as like, two weeks, cuz I don't think this was a one week project, but I dated it 4/20, so that's what we're going off of. One because that's when it was finished and two because. C'mon. I can't ignore such a stroke of luck and humor.
Think I meant it to be a practice sketch, but then I was liking how it turned out enough I decided to turn it into practice for a whole "scene" sort of drawing. Wanted to use toothless as a patch on the jean jacket but he wasn't matching the vibe, so he's off in the doodle corner instead.
#contest quest#magpie art#gonna do a count up I think#maybe “weeks since last incident” tracker as well for missed weeks or sm
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The Contest Quest
(for myself):
Draw something once a week. Anything at all. Even notebook margin doodles count.
Sometimes it's better to start small to build a habit.
#magpie art#originally titled it The Challenge and then had to change it#because Epic immediately began looping in my head#contest quest
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"But what about purple 4-" Liquid Tylenol.
All the peons whining about how the mantis shrimp can see the blue period of time and space while it shatters your skull. Fools. I already know how to access purple 2 in a way the mantis shrimp could never - grape flavored medicine.
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All the peons whining about how the mantis shrimp can see the blue period of time and space while it shatters your skull. Fools. I already know how to access purple 2 in a way the mantis shrimp could never - grape flavored medicine.
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Take 2 electric boogaloo, 3rd time's the charm, 4 for a birth and 5 for a stable and affordable form of wealth mirth.
Cowabunga let’s go I’m comically jittery diving into the Interwebs headfirst without a shred of fear!
#had specific plans for this blog which mostly hinged on my doing certain projects#projects which I#did not achieve#hence#nothing to put on a la blog#goal this time is 1 art project of any kind a week#which is hopefully more manageable
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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
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