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Tumblr after 12/16/18:

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oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

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“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.

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Don’t ever beg for a friendship or relationship with anyone. If you don’t receive the same efforts you give out.. lose that contact b

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friends: you literally laugh at everything what the fuck

me: no I don’t

also me: guys this image is so funny

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I’m gonna need y’all to step up the Taylor Swift drags after this one

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Stay the fuck away from this dude

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today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

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Wynwood is amazing especially if you're with the right people ❤ photo creds @skeithdrain (and for existing, cutie pie creds @silhouettejennny) (at Wynwood Walls)

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Ocean drive has the darndest peeps. Also tys, I'm the confused tourist couple in the back. #animals (at Ocean Drive)

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My mom told the balloon lady at the pediatricians office that it's my birthday. It's not. She made me a crown.