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if we were cells in a spreadsheet would you merge with me
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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.
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this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
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Soon we will find him taking protein shakes too
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if you were a gay caveman you would be cunting and gathering
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