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i love london

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since facebook nixed fact checking some really cool things are being shared and I am totally here for it

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In case you were the last person to wonder whether or not Elon Musk is a coward: He's a coward.

Just one week after lobbing insults and innuendo at Trump on social media, Musk bends the knee to the tinpot dictator. (Bending the knee also makes it much easier for Musk to wrap his thin lips around Trump's shriveled mushroom knob).

Why? Well, Musk cares more about money than people or politics or self-worth or his own children—not a shock when it comes to billionaires. So, he rightfully called out Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" as not only flawed, but disastrous for the economy.

During their following schoolyard war of words, Trump threatened Musk's government contracts. But, rather than realize he literally has more money than anyone on the planet and can tell Trump to get fucked, Musk backed down and now expresses regret.

I can't believe this glass-jawed motherfucker wanted to fight Mark Zuckerberg. For fuck's sake, Musk's own fucking kid gave him a black eye.

Anyway, the MAGA cult can breathe a sigh of relief that their fascist daddies Tweedledee and Tweedledum aren't fighting anymore.

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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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I mean.

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Tesla is tanking so hard it is dragging the entire EV segment's sales down into the negative. When you omit Tesla from the equation, EV sales are up 13% across the board.

Don't let anyone tell you EV sales are in a slump.

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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The existence of Elon Musk's cult of personality is so inexplicable to me. I mean I guess it's sort of understandable before he got a Twitter account and was buying cameos in the MCU and whatever to market himself as the super electric space genius.

But even the journalists who bought into his hype and even defended him after he bought Twitter have given up on him, because he's been too publicly incompetent, embracing fringe fascist politics, and generally being an irredeemable fuckwit.

Everything he touches turns to shit. Tesla is a joke company, SpaceX blew itself up, and to date the only thing the Boring Company has done besides produce oversized novelty lighters is dig the world's dumbest tunnel in Vegas.

And yet these guys act like Elon's going to personally give them a rocket full of robot whores to Mars or some shit. It's bizarre.

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cry harder you nazi fuck

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