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Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.
Suitors:
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I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981
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TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS
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when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that meant until i met a fucking horse
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Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything
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Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.
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when talking about AI remember the different versions:
Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives
Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something
Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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i love you front facing coelacanth :]
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Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]
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Residents of Adelaide voted overwhelmingly to reject plans for a Tesla factory and the city of Marion has had to censor their submissions lmao.
Nearly every [Redacted] is almost definitely 'Cunt'
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