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fun fact!

contrary to popular belief, I did NOT promise to anyone who goes to the craft store with me that they will see Jesus 

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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elementals

[images are 6 paintings of big cats with fantasy elemental motifs: a dark brown lion with stylized flames in place of its mane; a blue snow leopard with snowflake patterns in its coat and icicles forming on its fur; a clouded leopard shrouded in grey stormclouds; a cougar perched on some striated rocks, with geodes dotting its fur; a tiger prowling with bright green vegetation sprouting from its stripes; a winking cheetah with a bright arc of lightning running along the length of its body; a blue jaguar, floating serenely with a ring of water splashing around it; and a purple-tinged panther prowling, with bright pink cracks of energy creeping up from its paws and tailtip. bright pink diamond sparks float around it.]

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What’s encrypting your internet surfing? An algorithm created by a supercomputer? Well, if the site you’re visiting is encrypted by the cyber security firm Cloudflare, your activity may be protected by a wall of lava lamps.

Cloudflare covers websites for Uber, OKCupid, & FitBit, for instance. The wall of  lamps in the San Francisco headquarters generates a random code. Over 100  lamps, in a variety of colors, and their patterns deter hackers from accessing data.  

As the lava lamps bubble and swirl, a video camera on the ceiling monitors their unpredictable changes and connects the footage to a computer, which converts the randomness into a virtually unhackable code.

Codes created by machines have relatively predictable patterns, so it’s possible for hackers to guess their algorithms, posing a security risk. Lava lamps, add to the equation the sheer randomness of the physical world, making it nearly impossible for hackers to break through.

You might think that this would be kept secret, but it’s not. Simply go in and ask to see the lava lamp display. By allowing people to affect the video footage, human movement, static, and changes in lighting from the windows work together to make the random code even harder to predict.

So, by standing in front of the display, you add an additional variable to the code, making it even harder to hack. Isn’t that interesting? 

via atlasobscura.com

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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Ok I know I moved to America 5 years ago but I can just taste the air around the buildings that’s how hard the nostalgia hit me in the balls

I’m sinking deep.

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ok so i was thinking

You know those super spooky viruses that apparently harvest your webcam footage or whatever? Those make me feel immortal because my computer doesn’t have a webcam It has a keyboard light B^)

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hell is close but hot pockets are closer

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Me in line at the dollar store today:

Ok so I grabbed two items so that should be two dollars plus tax but what if I read the label incorrectly? Let’s just round that up to five and

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i want to be like a ghibli character

as in get my hair cut off by a knife/burned off/shot off/whatever the fuck else and get a flawless new hairstyle that symbolizes my character growth

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I have eyes lol

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Going nuts

purpose: to explore the concept of inertia 

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i want a buff gf with horns to carry me to cvs and buy me hotpockets and Tylenol yup that's the dream

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still waiting on an opportunity to use “y’all’d’ave” in front of my mother in casual conversation to impress the shit out of her

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wow a modern home? that’s cool! where’s the door tho? 

w

where am i

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this? this makes me happy

*fish noise*