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[theemotionalpony]

Watch this guys; this is how to keep your human in the servant-zone... Small human: -goes in for a little hug- Manu: -casually evades the assault with a swift turn of the head and follows up with a big wet snort- #donttrythisathome #manUvre ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you have a nickname for your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcfYAwhpp3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gdgwbw4hj1d9

[theemotionalpony]

They call it hay fever, I call it 2-legger-fever. The closer she gets to my face, the more inclined I am to throw my head down to snort. Sorry can’t help it! It’s just a primal instinct you know. A-aaa-aaaaaCHOOOOOOO #allergies #soznotsoz ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What was the funniest mistake you’ve ever made with your horse? - for us it’s definitely trying to mount without tightening the girth 😂 WHOOPS! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING https://www.instagram.com/p/BqZ94wxBsaI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d8p5om7g76fx

[theemotionalpony]

Exams are over and small human will hopefully return to being somewhat tolerable. Thought I deserved a glass of wine after putting up with her drama, but apparently I’m not allowed wine, so this merlot pad will have to do instead. -pauses for 10 seconds- ... I don’t feel any difference? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What does your horse do that gives you a headache? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqXT4VZhf1a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ikoeg3glnzeo

[theemotionalpony]

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask. They call me MANE. #manupls #overdramatic ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can you guess the movie Manu and King watched last night? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqUvTpqBGp3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wg0sgtmpbms8

[theemotionalpony]

Females like chocolate, females like sparkly things, so I popped on my MILK CHOCOLATE pad with glitter sprinkle trim. That should do the trick. Hey Gidge, look!! Baby girl, LOOOOOK!!! ...why isn’t she throwing herself at me? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ WEEKEND! What are your plans? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqSL-1tBhkM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5doggvj187dr

[theemotionalpony]

Small human goes: ‘I love you Manunu..’ and as I turn to side-eye her I catch a glimpse of myself in the puddle reflection and I whinny contently.. ‘I love me too’ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What does your horse love the most? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqPmjBRBlnu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=he8a6zasnu7i

[theemotionalpony]

Oh great I see you’ve brought back the #gwenstefaniinthe90s hairdo... 🎵 NO NO DON’T SPEAAAAAAAAK I know just what you’re sayin’ so please don’t go explainin’ ....andidontknowthelyricsbutsmallhumancalledmeaturdddd oooooooHHHHHOOOHHHH ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you ever plait your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqNCiJLBkR9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1og4bb8oh2p48

[theemotionalpony]

HAY GUYS! Watch this! This my interpretation of small human during her exams, throwing fits and tantrums at the smallest inconveniences 😂 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who else is sitting exams at the moment? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀���⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqKcNBDBgJw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ml2yghqvvymj

[theemotionalpony]

I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption II alllllllll night and I’ve come to realise I’m like one of those wild ponies. You wanna prance? GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST, COWGIRL!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What colour is your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqH1qeSB2-4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9do3mt3vbnga

[theemotionalpony]

WTH HUMAN YOU SAID THAT WAS CARROT PASTE!!!!!!!!!!! #ambushstickabilitytraininginconing #yulie #betray #callingrspca ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When did you last betray your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqFNvJ5BjSp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sworlgr489os

[theemotionalpony]

Didn’t feel like prancing today so I’ve opted to explore a career as a streaker instead. NNNNNUDIE RUN! #catchmeifyoucan #notprancingtoday #proudofmybody ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What career change would your horse choose? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqCm9nVhJ8H/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=20ma7scwzi25

[theemotionalpony]

Trainer man goes: “we should hook that tail to a power supply and run the lights off it. It’s like a wind farm” I mean.. he’s not wrong! I’m not just a pretty face Goh know... I am a low key innovator and engineer too. What’s up ladies, 1+2-4 =MC SQuarrots. #scholar #notjustaprettyface ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Is it good riding weather where you are? We have just entered FLY SEASON 😩😩😩😩 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqACsC8hcae/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17aop3gt1kc8w

[theemotionalpony]

When you spot your crush nuzzling that short palomino boy S A M over the fence... -BABY NEIGHHHH- ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How tall is your horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp9feoJB66W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ovcera8r289

[theemotionalpony]

Small human called me ‘green’, I replied: ‘honey... that’s @esstockholm EMERALD for you!’ #fashionhoneylookitup ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What is your biggest riding or training achievement so far? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp6-g0gBfNK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cbfydmk08crw

[theemotionalpony]

HELP small human has a test tomorrow and she has been UNBEARABLE! Send help, SOS! Someone send her chamomile!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Comment ‘GL HOOMAN’ or ‘CALM DOWN HOOMAN’ for 10 years of good luck and a little above average grades! 🙏🏻 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp4XKQ1Bf7t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12croevccyq6x

[theemotionalpony]

She’s smiling because she thinks I’m laughing at her lame ‘dad-level-joke’... truth is; I’m grinning because I just did a silent toot and am about to SCOOT! 3-2-.....seconds to impact. #silentkiller #deadly #toottoot #grandjalapprovedforsure In order ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does your ponpon fart at you at every given, flippin, opportunity too?! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp1x84ghiG_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1esautw2wjjea

[theemotionalpony]

Overheard this human talking to small human.. ‘oh he’s a bit expressive, isn’t he?’ HECK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU BROWN MANED TWO LEGGER?! ILL SHOW YOU EXPRESSIVE WATCH THIS..... -goes off on an uncoordinated frenzy of what vaguely resembles a pirouette mixed with manic baby rears- ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now the question is, is he showing off or was it secretly the leaf blowing accross the arena that scared him? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SAYNOTOBEINGAGOODBOY #SAYNOTOPRANCING (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpzL21xhqUs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=73tfe2aht7q6