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I have at home wax strips to try on my face but I’m too stressed to try them🤠

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https://www.tumblr.com/theemporium/748937531368800256/bold-of-us-to-assume-trevor-isnt-settling-in-mrs?source=share

another anon but i can picture frat! trevor either with someone from sorority who's in law or real estate or so or bookworm! reader

hmmmmmm so many possibilities👀

something about the sorority!reader who he doesn’t get along with but is attracted to so it’s an enemies with benefits situation

OR

you have bookworm!reader who just thinks he’s a classic frat boy but he’s head over heels and is trying to convince her he’s so serious about dating

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bold of us to assume Trevor isn’t settling in Mrs. P’s lap and placing his legs in Jacks lap while looking at Nico dead in the eyes and extending a very pronounced fuck you finger.

Steal his best friends, he’ll steal your bitches

PLEASE😭😭😭

"i knew them before you"

"no, you didn't, trev. she was my girlfriend first and i knew jack from the hockey team before he joined the frat"

"well, i knew them first in my heart"

bless maybe we need to give frat!trevor a partner so he doesn't feel so lonely😭

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I have been going through it lately (my relatives seem to be in a competition with my boss over who can suck the life out of me faster) and every morning I open your masterlist like "save me sugar daddy Carlos..." (pls don't judge I'm just trying to keep going).

we never judge here!! I’m sorry things have been tough tho :(

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i truly believe some belgian people saw lando norris, literal belgian citizen, celebrating the dutch king's bday, and they just straight up put a curse on him. like betray your country, break your nose 😭

wejbfkwrjfbkerjb😭😭😭cursed by a wee belgian witch

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i had a chilling moment when i saw that pic of lando because i truly felt like my mom for a moment 😭 because when my siblings and i were kids and we'd get hurt because we were being dumbasses, my mom would just be like "well, that's what you get!". and i really looked at that pic and thought "well, that's what you get for partying like that, only a week before a race!". truly chilling 😭

oh bless😭😭😭😭

imagine lando’s first win is him on the miami podium with his wee fucked up nose💀max jokes that’s his good luck charm and mclaren are fighting for their lives to convince lando he does NOT have to injure himself whilst he’s drunk and partying before every race

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thinking about Mrs P and her boys so much. she gets dragged along to a frat chapter meeting and is trying to do homework but it’s increasingly difficult with Jack practically dragging her into his lap and Nico being all Presidential and Hot. Trevor eventually sits between her and Jack before he “throws up from you three”.

PLEASE😭trevor isn’t even disgusted, he’s just jealous he doesn’t have anyone to cuddle with during the meeting so he sits between them like, “I’m your temporary nico whilst he’s doing the business stuff!!”

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lando probably slipped and fell or....he just got an elbow to the nose. like i saw a video from that party and that boat was wayyy too crowded lmao i'd not be surprised if he'd gotten elbowed by mistake

I would cackle if it was martin who elbowed him😭

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not lando getting hurt while partying with martin garrix?? mclaren are gonna kill him omg 😭

nah because I saw the photo and I’m so???😭the fuck is he doing to almost bust his nose or whatever else he did

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23-24 Break Up Day | ZEGRAS

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love a Brand™

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Has this been done yet?

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I miss lando and angel 😭😭

I miss them too :( we haven’t spoken about them in AGES

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North — Sleeping At Last

Jared Silber / Elsa / Andrew Maclean / Jared Silber / Rich Graessle

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This this this with girldad!nico https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5IXOxstljo/?igsh=OGliMjBrYnlreHM5

SOOOOO NICO CODED

add in the fact every time he got the chance, he’d be yapping away to his baby and cooing at them

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when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.