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Baby need smoko <3

A spiritual successor to put baby in pelican mouth

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New York Times never changes.

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Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?

your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes

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me when i find out a game has object physics

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trying to groom an old guy "youre so mature for 50"

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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when you want to eat chips, but you have a cut on my your finger!

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just remembered i had a friend in salt lake who worked in a hotel where they hung up pictures of the tin man to discourage people from having sex

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the promised time has come

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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There’s something seriously wrong with every single human being in the entire world. Me too but I’m a liiiitle better so I get to judge

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mutuals I fw all of u heavyyyyy We can all go to the gas station Get a couple Red Bulls Together N sit on the curb listening to my ipod. Feel free to chainsmoke next to me I’m chill.

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Fuck my life guys i wish i was a LED strip inside of a vape shop