theevster

[theevster]

NO I DON'T WANT BEES???

WHAT.

[theevster]

WHY ARE WE HARRASSING TIM WITH BEES ? DON'T MAKE THIS POOR MAN EAT BEES

WHAT.

[theevster]

YAYYYYY JUMPS UP AND DOWN EXCITEDLY !!!!

psttt... can we adopt possums... *insert big puppy dog eyes* - @theevster

sure?-

[theevster]

FAG!!!!

- @justrandosystem

false information !!

[theevster]

are you dating anyone?

yeah, infact i am *pulls @stupidschizoprenicman into the room* :-)

[theevster]

true true...

when u gon stop eating shrimps wit da wimps and come eat lobsta wit a monsta ?

What

[theevster]

mf you literally called me a faggot yesterday what

when u gon stop eating shrimps wit da wimps and come eat lobsta wit a monsta ?

What

[theevster]

Kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you kisses you

— @stupidschizoprenicman

Kisses you back 💙

[theevster]

Yeah... sorry, man. Its just really bad.

HELLO, YOUR HAIR??

Am gonna make a band jok-

What's wrong with my hair? It looks sick, imo...

SIgh, you guys are haters.

[theevster]

grabbing the razor. Thats gotta go, man.

HELLO, YOUR HAIR??

Am gonna make a band jok-

What's wrong with my hair? It looks sick, imo...

SIgh, you guys are haters.

[theevster]

i guess, i mean you can call me it if you want.

Hey, Van. What up? - @alexander-kralie

Nothing much, you?- wait did you just call me van..? like the vehicle...?

[theevster]

Jumps up and down like that one cat gif

- @stupidschizoprenicman

uh... uhm.. what are you doin- y'know what, never mind *sits down and watches you*

[theevster]

Hey, Van. What up? - @alexander-kralie

Nothing much, you?- wait did you just call me van..? like the vehicle...?

[theevster]

*clears throat*

its true....

are u gay brian bc uhh Evan told me u were /j

|| From: @everymanzz ||

why is evan spreading lies right before our awesome camping trip.

[theevster]

yikes....

hey Alex, you kinda left ur camera over at my house, And uhm, why is this in ur photos,, what are you wearing,,

...That's not me. I swear on everything. That is NOT me.

[theevster]

Why are u missing videos ev 😔

|| from @everymanzz - ||

Family stuff, nothing to worry about.

[theevster]

* - ; [ RULES AND ALL THAT JUNK ] ; - *

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RULES: -----------------🔪-----------------

YES: asks, reblogs, asking to dm my other blog @mazhedtaterz , lgbtqia+, other rp blogs. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- NO: homophobia, transphobia, racism, hate to anyone of any kind regardless of what they believe, anything nsfw (this blog is ran by a MINOR this is a sfw/sft (safe for work/safe for tumblr) blog). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

ABOUT OP: ---------------🔪---------------

i use he/they/it pronouns, but i also use xeno's, i will put some of them in here --------------------------------------------------------------------------- XENOS: machete/machetes/macheteself nameself pup/pups/pupself ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- i also apologize if some of what i say on this blog is OOC and doesn't resemble how Evan acts. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

* - ; [ THATS IT FOR NOW !! ] ; - *

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