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Study of a cat I once saw in Sopot, Poland.

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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

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hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

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Several masked and leather-aproned court alchemists using iron tongs to remove a live and undamaged mouse from the mystical solar kiln

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Second day of fall along Muddy Creek at the historic Virginia Iron Furnace near Albright, West Virginia.

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Precipitation

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Dark and angry puffy things

Spilling themselves

Cracks and booms

Hastily drawn flashes

One strike and you're out

But I'll stand here anyway

Smelling the mud

The moisture

And the ozone

Letting the drops drench hair

Soak clothing

Wash away my parched and arid loathing

I'll scream for you to keep pouring down

Fill the streams

Bolster the lakes

Let the flowers imbibe

And sate yonder forest

And let the beasts drink

Replenish the wells

Cleanse this hot hell

I'll sacrifice myself

If need be

Under Thor's hammer

Or by any other God above

To keep the water around here flowing

So the world doesn't just dry up

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03/20/2022

A wallpaper based on Elden Ring (or El Den Ring, Spanish for “The Den Ring”) was suggested by Ben Wurth over at Patreon.com/Tomics.  I haven’t gotten to play the game yet, but I searched “elden ring snake boss” online and made a St. Patrick-themed parody, and I consulted my pal Nick (who’s a Souls veteran at this point) to get some ideas about what to add.  Making parodies of stuff I don’t know personally is always a fun and weird experience.  Now I feel like I *have* to play the game!  Thanks for the suggestion and for the consultation, guys!

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A special agent of God, codename: Sunrise, is handed a mission that requires him to take on the role of father.  Little does he know that the Child placed in his care can read the hearts and minds of those around Him, and that the wife he’s taken for his mission is the a̴s̴s̴a̴s̴ sinless virgin, codename: Thornless Queen!  Together, they’re the HOLY†FAMILY!

This is the combined version of my three “Spy x Family”-themed wallpapers!

$5 patrons can download these for their desktop/phone at patreon.com/posts/75944379

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01/20/2023

He was about to play a game of Simon Slays.

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02/03/2023

Jesus breaks out the condemnents.

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07/14/2023

More parables could use flamethrowers.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: In the Bible, Jesus tells a parable about seeds falling on different soils, symbolizing how His teachings will be received by different people.  Later, in Matthew 13:18-23, Jesus explains this symbolism to the apostles.

1. The first set of seeds falls on the path but never enters the soil, so birds come and eat it.  Some people hear God's Word, but they don't try to understand, so they never really receive It. 2. The second set of seeds falls on rocky ground, where shallow soil leads to shallow roots, so the plants grow quickly, but die easily.  Some people hear God's Word, and although they're happy to receive it at first, they abandon It the second It causes them to suffer. 3. The third set of seeds falls among thorns, where they take root but can't grow past the other plants.  Some people hear God's Word, and although they understand, their focus on earthly priorities keeps It from ever bearing fruit. 4. The fourth set of seeds falls on rich soil.  Some people hear God's Word.  Their openness lets It enter the soil of their hearts.  Their devotion lets their faith grow deep, strong roots.  And their rightly ordered priorities let It bear fruit throughout their lives.

In this comic, a child retells the parable, but he messes up the nuance and symbolism by assuming that birds come to eat all the seeds.  When he gets to the part with the thorns, he can't figure out how the birds get the seeds, so he adds that they have flamethrowers (to blast through the growth).  This is incorrect.  Birds had not invented flamethrowers at that point in history.

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my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

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Luke 24:13-37

Happy Easter everybody! Jesus is Alive!

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he is risen🙏✨️ happy easter!!