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sad that I’m not living in an enchanted forest

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cranky because you're in a bad mood aren't you

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I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"

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sorry bestie I can’t talk rn I’m busy consuming media that will put me in a worse mental state on purpose 🙄

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if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

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when cats hold each other >>>>>>>

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I do love it when I instinctively dislike a person then find out later I indeed had valid reasons.

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When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles

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always

me @ the stars: help me

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checking your phone in the middle of a task

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i’m chilling but i’m going to freak out

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𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

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obsessed with this