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Wayne family party, Roy is there, Jason is back, they havent talked yet and Roy doesnt recognise Jason at all.

BUT he does have a few 'friends' that are eyeing too much the guy that looks like Bruce Wayne and the guy is staring back at them.

Roy knows how to make small talk, he's a social butterfly and everyone goes to him when they want someone to hook up with. Later on, his friends ask him to talk with the guy to see if he's interested; he goes, but the guy is eyeing him with so much HUNGER that he feels kinda shy. They talk cuz that doesnt make Roy uncouraged, "Jay" doesnt let him get in the topic of hooking up with his friends like he's avoiding the plague. He's just trying to keep Roy talking with him.

Yada yada, they sleep together and Roy finds out that the scrawny little kid he saw years ago is actually the guy that is build like a tank and seems like he could take 5 Gorillas ALONE on a fight 🐰

Dude, I LOVE this so much for them you don't even KNOW. I don't even know what to add it's so good lmao

I imagined Roy finding out like this:

Roy (sitting with Dick at their weekly lunch hang out): I met this guy at the Wayne party the other night. I ended up going home with him. I guess I'm back in the game.

Dick: Good for you, man. What was his name?

Roy: He said it was Jay. Big bastard, built like a house, you wouldn't have missed him.

Dick: *horrified screaming*

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jason and roy rented a shitty apartment together, but they didnt told anyone that they were living together.

so imagine dicks surprise when he broke into jason's new apartment to say gi to him and instead of jason he found a shirtless roy wearing nothing but a towel hanging loosely around his waist.

dick: "what the fuck ru doing here?" he asks and roy scoffs loudly

roy: "what the fuck are you doing here? how did u get in?:

dick: "that's not the point! this is jason's new apartment, isn't it? what rugoing here and SEMINAKED"

roy: "i live here!???? he didn't told u we rent this place together?"

dick, pissed that jason chose to rent an apartment w roy without telling him: "NO????"

roy, who doesn't give a single fuck: "sucks, man" /turn around and goes to his room

dick only realizes that the apartment only has one room some time later.

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Jason is probably the best person Roy could have ever wanted to co-parent with.

That boy has been having baby fever since ALWAYS ofc he wouldnt let Lian have a break.

It gets to a point where Lian and Jason spend the whole day together playing while Roy is just there. Jason convinces Roy to rest while he takes care of Lian. But its literally 9am he just woke up why would he need to rest???

Jason gets SUCH bad baby fever it’s not even a joke.

Roy: *watching Jason play with Lian* do you think he married me for my kid? Dick: I mean. He did always like holding babies at events and stuff. Everyone with a baby pretty much magnetized to him. He was the unpaid babysitter at every Wayne gathering for years Roy: this isnt encouraging dick: you’re fucking my little brother, why would I encourage you

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guys cover your eyes, don't encourage them

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