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Based on the funniest fucking anon ask I’ve ever seen on this site

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Sugar.....spice.....and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction.... CHEMICAL X.

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https://instagram.com/nyane

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that’s cheatin,,,,

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by Louise Dolan

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How I make my fairy bras

Hi! I’ve been getting some lovely questions about my costumes and thought I would do a vague tutorial ! It’s very easy you need

A bra

Scrap fabric (optional)

Fake flowers/leaves

Scissors

Hot glue gun

Maybe a needle and thread but also u can use a hot glue gun

So for how I make my bras, I use flowers from the thrift store, a thrifted bra and generally some scrap fabric

The first thing I did was sew on a pink scrap to the bra, cut it into pointy things, and then I cut apart a bunch of silk flowers from bouquets from the thrift store

I glued them on in layers, Protecting my table from the hot glue and ta da :-)

Its really just glueing shit to other shit :-) cut your flowers into petal shapes individually and I don’t really plan it before hand just kinda start glueing, I kept this one semi symmetrical which is an option but not necessary!

🌸💞🌸💞💗🌸I hope y’all can make some cute costumes and please share if u do!!!!!!!

Costume updates to come

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images from Black Cowboys by Andrea Robbins & Max Becher

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I couldn’t even pick the funniest sequence from this episode. This is basically its entire plot and it’s gold.

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me on tumblr, coming back from the dead everytime marvel drops new content on us:

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the deepest desire of all humans is to be tall enough to sit in chairs like riker 

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☙  S A N C T U A R Y   ❧

My favorite build by far, it’s so relaxing to just watch all the butterflies and birds flutter around, and listen to all the cute little animal sounds. There’s a lot more animals in here than I was able to capture (squirrels, bunnies, turtles, lizards, fogs) they’re so unpredictable!

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You waited years to see your soul mark, to read the words your soulmate thinks at the exact moment they see you. You’d seen others, read the heartfelt ,and sometimes funny words. Every morning you’d wake up wondering if this would be the day that you received your own words.

As you left the line at the coffee shop, cup in hand, you suddenly felt your wrist tingle. In excitement, you looked down with a smile on your face. Was it sweet? Was it kind? Flattering?

Who the hell drinks coffee with a straw?

Your smile dropped as you turned and looked around the room, sipping angrily on your drink. You were going to kick your soulmates ass.

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i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

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Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf