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imagine your wife hating your boybestfriend so much that she names your demon dog an anagram of his name out of the purest spite known to man

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forgot to post this itty bitty hilson doodle (this is from memory please don’t destroy me)

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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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houseposting again. big day for gay ppl (me)!

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girlboss? no. girlunion. girlstrike.

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Me, two months ago: I've seen a lot of people posting about House, and it seems interesting enough. I'll give it a shot, but I'll probably lose interest after a few episodes

Me now: So this is my physical copy of the October 13th, 2008 TV guide with the cover story "Isn't It Bromantic?" where Hugh Laurie says House and Wilson share a "very unusual relationship" and Robert Sean Leonard compares the two characters to Caesar Milan and his pitbull Daddy completely unprompted, I bought it from a sketchy website because it was the only physical copy I could find online after two and a half hours of searching, and I had a suspicion that the scan everyone passes around isn't complete, and I was right-

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Margaret Atwood, from True Stories: Poems; "Small Poem for the Winter Solstice," originally published in 1981

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why do we fix someone else's tie for them instead of just telling them how? why do we hold hands when they're cold instead of just putting them in our pockets? Get real

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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

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Me and the mutuals enjoying the new tumblr feature

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my theory is that boops are so great because they are fullfilling two very deep-seated desire of tumblr users: 1. being able to interact with your mutuals without actually having to talk to each other and 2. being very annoying

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This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied

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you BOOP miette? you BOOP her head with you paws? oh! oh! love for mutual! love for mutual for One Thousand Years!!!!

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HOUSE M.D. 4.03 — 97 Seconds