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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
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i am gonna make it through this week if it kills me.
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i am gonna make it through this week if it kills me.
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i am gonna make it through this week if it kills me.
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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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~ Emily Dickinson
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Reblog to kill it faster
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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pokemon fans when they have to wait another year for the next big game with no major releases in-between
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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight
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