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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

[thefankid]

you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

[thefankid]

you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

[thefankid]

ready for another day of torturing myself and wasting my own time

[thefankid]

still thinking about them..."i can't bear to hear you say you like me or care about me" vs "fine, don't believe it. just believe that i need you"

[thefankid]

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

[thefankid]

its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

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they should make a saluting emoji that looks tired. exhausted even. one that got to the airport at 3:30 AM perhaps. dare I say a saluting emoji that's about to stuck in an overnight layover in dallas. hypothetically!

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mutual that blogs on a 1000 long queue is like sending letters in 1700 i put up a piccy of a nice garden and a month later their #ohh so prety reaches me

[thefankid]

the problem with griddlehark is that Gideon desperately wants to be a well used chewtoy but Harrow has carefully put her up on the shelf like she is a limited edition funko pop still in the box

[thefankid]

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[thefankid]

can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much