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have your cock and suck it too
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GET THE BLOOD
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shove the candy canes inside the virgins’ cunts
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don’t care didn’t ask
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they drive their 2003 toyota prius off an overpass into a lake and they all drown and have their carcasses devoured by fish
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the family can’t handle the guilt of accidentally killing santa claus anymore so the parents plan to kill the two children and then themselves
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his burns meld his flesh to the brick walls of the chimney interior and he needs to be scraped off but they never manage to get all of his skin off so every time the family uses the fireplace they smell slow roasted santa claus
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santa comes down the chimney but gets stuck and chokes to death on the smoke fumes because the fire wasn’t put out, also slowly cooking his entire body
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cum on the christmas presents
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big dicks smothered in shit, shooting lots of semen
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cum and penis and the like
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I grew up rich so I absolutely had far better christmases than you, virgin little babydick
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my favorite shitscram song is probably Blasphemian by Infant Annihilator
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my dick is bigger than your butthole god’s
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get fucked loser
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i’m not leaving any gifts behind or anything but I will be in your homes
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merry Presmas don’t forget to get me a Present and leave out some blood and cookies or i’ll fuck your mother and wife and sister and daughter and female cousins
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