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I hope this visible Anal Cunt tattoo I have on my neck is a good representation of what I can do for your company
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A LOT OF THINGS CAN BE TRAUMATIC FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 10
I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH
WATCHING YOUR PARENTS FIGHT ALMOST EVERYDAY CAN BE TRAUMATIC
BULLYING CAN BE TRAUMATIC
BEING YELLED AT FOR DOING MINOR MISTAKE CAN BE TRAUMATIC
NOT GETTING PROPER ACCOMODATION AND COPING MECHANISM FOR YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS CAN BE TRAUMATIC
NEGLECT CAN BE TRAUMATIC
STRESSED OUT FROM BEING "GIFTED CHILD" CAN BE TRAUMATIC
YOU WERE A CHILD

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every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me
just give me the top result please
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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab
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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him
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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
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Hi, knock knock Tumblr. This is not a drill. I have completed Sabriel's audio book. The entire thing is on my YouTube channel for free, $0.00, gratis. It would mean a lot to me if you would subscribe there, because I will definitely be continuing the series and branching into others as well. Some of my plans include the silmarillion, The Hobbit, and the Lord Of the Rings trilogy, as well as the monolithic Forgotten Realms' drow legacy and the accompanying cleric quintet.
#abhorsen#garth nix#audiobook#narration#sabriel#lirael#old kingdom#fantasy#young adult literature#forgotten realms#drow
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