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Let me put this in terms you understand: "all your brakes are belong to dust" and if you don't finally replace them you might "do a barrel roll" into whatever is on the side of the road
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yeah actually my dad has an xbox that plays every game for free (getting too confident in lie) Yeah and it's brown
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why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player
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Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 馃槶
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It could be any work of art, a piece of music, a song, a poem, a painting, a sculpture, but I'm looking for things that are purely and deliberately aesthetic in nature. And when I talk about being moved to tears by its beauty I mean that it's not because it spoke to your experiences or to the emotional state you were in, not because you felt Seen by it, but that the work on its own terms was so beautiful just experiencing it that it moved you to tears. No nuance btw
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it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby
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This is your captain speaking and yeah we鈥檙e not landing. I just feel like we鈥檝e got a really good thing up here and I don鈥檛 want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
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theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats
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There is some Seven Seas shit going on in my For You.
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