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Oh my God.

Dess!knight and Kerdly are canon.

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Just beat DOOM: The Dark Ages.

9/10 Absolutely loved it.

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What’s so bad about them? I just carry them in my inventory and move on, is there something more?

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R E B O G

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The Last Stride Of The White Stag

As The White Stag strides, his footsteps shall sunder the w'rld beneath his hooves and the mountains shall 'rupt with ash and with smoketh, as he strides he shall bringeth elements of the Earth into the sky as cracks to the gloom below shall f'rm, and as his antlers shall pierce the firmament seconds shall beest madeth into days as the lakes and rivers shall overflow and washeth hence sir and mistress alike; and at the endeth of tempus the lasteth existing souls shall heareth his decree and weep; f'r he shalt depart from this w'rld and entrust it to the pantheon of man, the Ainur. — Sir Tyrion of Hylia 1000 BS (Before Skyloft)

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Crazy dream

I don’t know why but I just had a HELLUVA BOSS dream where the imps where actually human born sinners that got killed due to incompetence, but the one that becomes Moxxie (here named Potts) went out after killing like, 100 people in an epic last stand. (Potts was given the choice to leave but chose to go out fighting because he missed his friends)

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Man that shit too hard

I ain’t going through allat

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I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE A MASTERPOST.

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Character facts time! /Part 1\ The OG Links

Hyrule:

Can speak most monster languages fluently (along with the languages of most magical creatures)

Doesn’t ever brush his teeth yet still has pearly whites

If he had a gun Ganon wouldn’t come back in ANY timeline.

Never uses his full power because he has never faced an enemy that has required it (except Ganon but he already had tools that could dispose of him)

Would call both Ganon and Ganondorf by their full names (Mandrag Ganon and Ganondorf Dragmire)

Most in tune with magic

Uses the Magical Sword

Legend:

Quite jovial when he wants to be

May or may not be related by blood to the sleeping Zelda

Dabbles in alchemy (the economy has crashed, millions will starve)

Can speak over 90 languages

Would own a Ferrari

Somehow the only one other than Sky who knows how to use dowsing

Uses the ALTTP Golden Sword

WILD:

May or may not be an entity of the forest

May or may not be genuinely insane due to everything he went through

Can’t speak Hylian, speaks fluent Zonai as well as spirit

Can interact with spirits better than others

The only good king is a dead king (sometimes foreshadowing is obvious)

Prefers to use an enchanted soldiers broadsword but doesn’t object to using his hands and teeth

Mostly wears the Wild set upgraded with longer pants, sleeves, and zonaite armor plates

Wind:

Has far more power than he realizes

Primarily uses Hylian but is also fluent in Rito

Could swim across the English Channel if he wanted to

Is the best at navigating

May or may not be friends with a god

Can hold his liquor

Uses the Phantom Sword

Time:

Is a meticulous planner

Has whimsy

Can speak fairy but mainly uses Hylian

Tells dad jokes

Can be dead silent when he wants to be

Still plays the Ocarina and is pretty good at it

Can NOT hold his liquor

Uses the Gilded Sword

Four:

Sometimes accidentally talks to people’s shadows (a trait He and Hyrule share)

Shadow and Him have a pretty good relationship even after everything

“OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS WHICH ARE YOU? TRUCK FREAK (Green), CRAZY ASS (Red), U̴N̶K̵N̸O̴W̷A̷B̸L̷E̸ (Vio), THE FIGHTER (Blue)

Would probably know how to use a computer

Also dabbles in botany

Uses the Four Sword (obviously)

Sky:

Has the least stamina of the group

Is the most affectionate

Has a special connection with birds

Is (technically) the third hero (the first was Hyrule who was created by The White Stag, and the second was the one from the Hyrule Historia/Hylia’s Chosen)

Is the only one (other than Wild and Hyrule) who can speak directly to Hylia

Likes to catch bugs

Loves pies

Uses the Master Sword

Twilight:

Is the strongest

Is the best at ranching

Could probably wrestle a Dodongo

Has a way with dogs and wolves

Is the best at tracking

Could genuinely just lay down on the floor and pass out

Uses the Ordonian Sword

Warriors:

Has one of the best educations

Best at strategizing

Is really charasmatic

Third best cook (behind Time and Wild)

Is third wealthiest (behind Legend and Wild)

Usually the one that scouts out potential campsites

Uses the White Sword

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Remember these?

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Turned him into some kind of fucked up god.

The incarnation of The White Stag’s Love.

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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That’s the good shit.

The Guardian of the Triforce

I was thinking about this the other day, the last person we know for a FACT had the Entire Triforce on them in the timeline was the Hero of Hyrule.

And because of the Timeline merge, there SHOULD be two Hero's Spirits, SO- The Child Timeline Hero's Spirit went to the Hero of the Wild, where the Downfall Hero's Spirit becomes the Guardian of the Triforce.

If you need it for ANY reason, you have to Dual The Hero of Hyrule, One on One, Just like the Dark Link fight in Zelda 2, but 3d and a MILLION Times harder.

Dark Souls Lvl Boss-

Its fitting that Zelda 1 Link is the Guardian of the Triforce...

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Probably should have seen this one coming :/

Let's all be in a TV show!!!

> Do this quiz

> do this picrew (Based on urself + quiz answers)

> tag ppl

> profit.

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