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Finished a major Lancer commission batch a couple months ago

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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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put that old man in a situation

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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*thinking about someone who uses it/its*

me: yeah so they-

me:

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Can we get more Jaybird with wings please? *puppy eyes*

I give you TWO jaybird with wings. Hope this was worth the wait regardless!

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Skibidi sigma

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something