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Given that this is Selene, I kind of hope that the loophole is that if you never sincerely mean a thank you then you can't be trapped by this magic

Mother Righteous: But for that to work as a foolproof plan that would mean never having a single genuine emotion toward ANYONE

Selene: ........

.......

..............

yes, and???

Mother Righteous: O.O;

X-Men Forever #1 - "A Ghost" (2024)

written by Kieron Gillen art by Lucas Maresca & Federico Blee

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Riddler: So that's my evil plan

Croc: Sounds workable

Ivy: Sure

But

Edward

Why are we at a McDonalds?

Riddler: Because DC need to make a profit off this somehow

They're Loving It

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Tippy Toe, spotting Thanos: I WILL FUCKIN MAUL YOU

Thanos: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Does Galactus also have a thing for Death?

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EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

“2nd Slicers: Mimic Season” Ayla and Laya come across a dungeon with tons of treasure chests…for reasons they had no idea to expect! #dungeoneeringhijinks #sexydnd

“Other” version found on Twitter

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But also surely seeing Eric Roberts Disney Villain-ing his way through this role was also its own reward :D

The Master: I ALWAYSSSSS

DREZZZZZZ

FOR THE O C C A S I O N

Grace: Okay you camp motherfucker I know your going to kill us all but I love you

Jo, Martha and Clara should form a “had to deal with the doctor and the master’s shit” club.

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One of my favorite breads to use to create THE SAM-WICH

Which is the name I have given my personal sandwich combo because I'm a pun gremlin

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A SANDWICH BATTLE O_O

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He's biding his time

WAITING FOR THE SKELETON WAR TO BEGIN AGAIN

Heroes & Villains The DC Animated Universe - Paper Cut-Out Portraits and Profiles

Derek Powers 

A corporate shark of the highest order, Derek Powers would stop at nothing to become the most successful businessman out there.  He ran Powers Technology and attempted on numerous occasions to take over Wayne Enterprises.  Bruce Wayne had long since stepped away from the company and once Luscious Fox retired, Powers finally had the votes needed to orchestrate a merger, creating the conglomerate, Wayne-Powers with Powers himself as the chief executive officer.  

Wayne-Powers would go on to branch into multiple fields, absorbing numerous smaller companies and making Powers incredibly wealthy and powerful.  

In his unhinged efforts to augment his wishes and influences, Powers began to focus on weapons manufacturing, specifically biological agents to be sold to overseas entities.  Herein, Powers had his scientists cultivate a deadly, mutagenic nerve toxin.  In order to test this toxin, Powers arranged for an employee to be infected, making it look like an accidental leak.

Dying from the infection, the employee managed to smuggle out information on what Powers was up to, passing it along to Warren McGinnis.  Powers was aware that McGinnis had this information and he had his agent murder McGinnis and stage the scene so that it appeared a random crime perpetrated by the street gang known as The Jokerz.  

Warren’s teenage son, Terry, looked into his father’s murder, an investigation that ultimately led him to Bruce Wayne and resulted in the youth taking on the mantle of the new Batman.  As Batman, Terry was able to break up Powers’ scheme and prevent the sale of the biological weapon.  In the ensuing fracas, Powers was exposed to a lethal dosage of the nerve toxin.

Powers was rushed into treatment and bombarded with mutagenic radiation in hopes of counteracting the toxin.  The process succeeded in saving Powers life yet left him gravely transformed.  He was changed into a living dynamo of radioactivity with translucent skin.   Somehow he was able to evade prosecution and remained the CEO of Wayne-Powers.  Yet his condition continued to worsen and his efforts to reverse it all failed.  He slowly descended into madness and the super villain known as Blight.

Actor Sherman Howard provided the voice for Derek Powers, with the nemesis first appearing in the debut episode of Batman Beyond.   

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Progress????

Guys, Kara has plenty of powers. Let's not add one on that's an old sexist stereotype! Action Comics 339

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I WANT HER WRIST DEEP UP MY ASS :D

N O O N E C A L L S M E A C O W A R D O_O

:D

Mystique and Destiny going to Emma for couples counselling is so fuckin cute to me okay

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< Gets a tattoo on my neck that says 'Necks Victim'

< Floats about like a victorian ingenue

'I HOPE A BEING OF THE NIGHT DOES NOT BITE ME AN DRAIN MY BLOOD'

drew a hot 90s punk rock tgirl vampire because nobody can stop me

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My Girlfriend: Blasphemy is a S I N, Samantha XD

Me: Yeah, but didn't Jesus die for those?

What a waste that would have been if he did that and I didn't commit any.... ;D

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#head covering themed villain steals mystic title#'we regret to inform you a man named Stanley Ipkiss is the new Iron Fist'

O_O

Tim Curry is going to try and steal the power of the Iron Fist now using his robot body

A preview of Vengeance of the Moon Knight #5

VENGEANCE OF THE MOON KNIGHT #5

CRY FOR THE MOON! For the new and vengeful Moon Knight, taking Marc Spector’s name isn’t enough — as he now turns his sights (AND FISTS) on everything Marc held dear in life!

LEGACY #235

Written by: Jed MacKay Art by: Alessandro Cappuccio Cover by: Davide Paratore Page Count: 28 Pages Release Date: May 1, 2024

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Where do I need to go to use these word to summon catgirls

Asking for a friend

When you order the "Deluxe Chef's Special with fries and a milkshake" one minute before closing.

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'Or like meeting Mary Shelley twice and both times it happens your involved in events that reference Frankenstein'

'Look......'

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Klingons: (Watching some Orange Cat Behavior)

THESE ARE MIGHTY AND HONORABLE WARRIORS

My kitten tried to kill my stuffed tribble. My roommate remarked that my tribble killing cat would make a great Klingon pet… and she’s right.

Imagine a Klingon ship having a cat that protects them from tribbles & vermin. They have to get the cat from a shelter run by humans and they’re like “This is the honorable Mr. Chonks”.

“Yes, our ship also has an earth feline. Her name is Carrot and she fights like a warrior.”

There’s absolutely a Klingon out there who lost an eye to a feral cat that he then adopted.

Klingons who go “pspspspsps” to get the Ship Cat to come hang out during break.

Orange Ship Cat that gets lost in the jeffires tubes and Klingon whose sole job is to go fetch the orange cat. He acts like he hates his job but he actually really adores his feline co-worker so much.

Klingon that always hands things to the Ship Cat so it can sniff it.

Klingon that intentionally grabs boxes to enrich Ship Cat’s little life. Sometimes they get multiple boxes and the crew bets on which box will be deemed “best box” by their fluffy little warrior.

Klingon that starts his work shift saying “Qapla'!” to Ship Cat who meows in return.

Newly Minted Ship Kitten climbing up to a Klingon Captain’s shoulder with her tiny needle claws while said Captain is attempting to be intimidating on the viewscreen.

Klingon who gets a head bunt from Ship Cat and gives it a head bunt back.

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