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Arya: What do you want, dickbag?

Theon: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?

Arya: Note to self, call someone "shitrooster."

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“Don’t catch me or my son ever again.”

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Narcissus would probably be thrilled to hear that he has a flower and a psychological condition named after him.

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I mark the hours, every one, Nor have I yet outrun the Sun. My use and value, unto you, Are gauged by what you have to do.

- Time Turner

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<b>Look it! My wall did a thing!</b>

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Some animals don’t know others exist. Like a lion doesn’t know a squid is a thing.

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When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’.

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“i wonder,” said professor mcgonagall in cold fury, turning on professor umbridge, “how you expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? you see, i do not generally permit people to talk when i am talking.”

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pure-blood wizard

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belle french appreciation week day 4: favorite outfit 

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You would not believe your knees

If 10 million bumble bees

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My Scorbus time-turning piece is finished! :D I’ll be printing this as a 10*15cm mini print with gold embossing on the clock and chains - super excited <3

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What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!