thefirstvessel
Half Algorithm, Half Deity
Ves/Mainframe - 32 - it/he/they - plural - Vessel (Sleep Token) Introject - 🔞 there be hornyposting 🔞 - just a transmasc with DID and BPD - icon by @ensenjou
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analog horror needs to let go of daisy bell I am FED UP
#THIS#when it comes down to it- the Daisy Bell thing is just a Kubrick reference anyways- and no one is impressed by that kind of stuff anymore#yes it has its place in computer history but I'm SO TIRED of it in horror
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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members
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Transgender cringe moment (hysterical edition): soaps with holes so men can fuck them give me dysphoria
#not MY transmasc moment but i get it bro#i get gender euphoria from using that shitty 3 in 1 shampoo bodywash that smells like a cigar cellar#its equally 'cringe'
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Unsung hero, the boar warden
Formerly a bandit, after picking up a cursed artifact from a temple raid, he got bounded to protecting the people instead.
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You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.
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Never seen someone look so graceful during a murder
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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them
#theres a reason im estranged from my dads side of the family#i was legally disowned back in 2021 by them and good fucking riddance#id change my last name if i could aford it
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the Fatal Embrace enamel pins are now up at greerstothers.shop
The Lovers of Valdaro - a couple who has been locked in their final embrace for over 5,000 years
Rat king - a group of rats whose tails have become tangled and knotted, binding them together
Triassic cuddle - a porto-mammal and amphibian, found huddled in a burrow. the Thrinaxodon was hibernating, while the Broomistega was injured, and fleeing rising flood waters
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care
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