mario isn't bisexual??
that sounds like something chris pratt would say
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good boi
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok.
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I am convinced this is a puppet
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your wcw is a ball of sunshine who goes through her depressive moments but still manages to motivate everyone around her, it’s me im your wcw
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I will pay WB a whole $20 for a Red Hood and the Outlaws movie
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YOU 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 TRUE 👏🏾 SPORTS 👏🏾 FAN 👏🏾 IF 👏🏾 YOU 👏🏾 DON’T 👏🏾 WATCH 👏🏾 THE 👏🏾 PUPPY 👏🏾 BOWL
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Anti drug laws cause more harm to users than the drug itself.
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trump: dance
me: no
obama: dance and I’ll do a third term as president
me:
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That moment when you already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said so, you just nod, smile and agree.
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It’s a blue building but the sunlight made it rose quartz
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eyebrows and eyelashes really can make or break you. I can wear no foundation no nothing but if my eyebrows and eyelashes are done I’m atleast a hard 6.8
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CHEATING IS A CHOICE
CHEATING IS A CHOICE
CHEATING IS A CHOICE
CHEATING IS A CHOICE
CHEATING IS A CHOICE
CHEATING IS A CHOICE
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