thefleetingflashofa-sword623
thefleetingflashofa-sword623
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whatever manyou've been talking to a strangerspiral joy born at the end of a black prayer fuck with me22
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This summer i would like to see you record a video of the trendy viral Dog car challenge where you sit in your car at the hottest point of the day and turn off the car and record your reaction 😂
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I just made a delicious sandwich And youu dont get a single drop lol 💧 Starve
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Getting against the wall to separate myself from every other thing in a room:)
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My favorite way to pass the time when im on the subway is i sit between two people and then i exhale theough my nose HARD and make snot come put and then I dribble it into my mouth and when they get freaked out i just go WHAT?? WHAT???? WHATD I DO????? WHAT DID I DO?????????
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lena horse foal, he died 30,000 - 40,000 yrs ago in siberia
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I can't wait to rob Mario's tomb complex
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Most of the time I’m really really good at jokes, and then there’s this other time.
Then there’s this other time.
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Standd for the fucking flag
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my small mammal got ripped to shreds by bats and hobgoblins
My small mammals fucking suck at protecting my life
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lets have some fun
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Cousins in Kentucky keep sending memes about how Louisville looks like a scene from Fallout IRL. Well, if you know the history of Fallout, maybe you’d understand why it looks like a pastiche of allusions to 19thc literature and Southron conviviality.
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FEED ME A STRAY NOOB
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Let’s get immeasurable. Let’s get Infinite. Let’s Unknow that Knew all along.
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