thefloatingidiot

[thefloatingidiot]

No i think I need to come pick you up we apparently left you in the past

yooo wait you’re the knife guy from that culty boarding school!! the chapters about you in extra ordinary were fucking hilarious lmao

Culture boarding school? I’ll have you know that “culty boarding school” saved millions of people’s asses. There’s a reason there’s still shit of us being sold. And those chapters sucked. I don’t get why Viktor would write that shit. What was the funniest part of my chapters? My stutter? All my childhood issues being laid out without my consent? Yeah, really fucking funny

[thefloatingidiot]

It means we left no crumbs. We slay every day. We may be messy but we are ICONIC

yooo wait you’re the knife guy from that culty boarding school!! the chapters about you in extra ordinary were fucking hilarious lmao

Culture boarding school? I’ll have you know that “culty boarding school” saved millions of people’s asses. There’s a reason there’s still shit of us being sold. And those chapters sucked. I don’t get why Viktor would write that shit. What was the funniest part of my chapters? My stutter? All my childhood issues being laid out without my consent? Yeah, really fucking funny

[thefloatingidiot]

:( the one thing this family has going for it is that we serve cunt

yooo wait you’re the knife guy from that culty boarding school!! the chapters about you in extra ordinary were fucking hilarious lmao

Culture boarding school? I’ll have you know that “culty boarding school” saved millions of people’s asses. There’s a reason there’s still shit of us being sold. And those chapters sucked. I don’t get why Viktor would write that shit. What was the funniest part of my chapters? My stutter? All my childhood issues being laid out without my consent? Yeah, really fucking funny

[thefloatingidiot]

Cause we served cunt??

yooo wait you’re the knife guy from that culty boarding school!! the chapters about you in extra ordinary were fucking hilarious lmao

Culture boarding school? I’ll have you know that “culty boarding school” saved millions of people’s asses. There’s a reason there’s still shit of us being sold. And those chapters sucked. I don’t get why Viktor would write that shit. What was the funniest part of my chapters? My stutter? All my childhood issues being laid out without my consent? Yeah, really fucking funny

[thefloatingidiot]

this hit me like a truck

[thefloatingidiot]

original print from depop

[thefloatingidiot]

yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood

[thefloatingidiot]

sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while

[thefloatingidiot]

Full stop thought that said cunty

yooo wait you’re the knife guy from that culty boarding school!! the chapters about you in extra ordinary were fucking hilarious lmao

Culture boarding school? I’ll have you know that “culty boarding school” saved millions of people’s asses. There’s a reason there’s still shit of us being sold. And those chapters sucked. I don’t get why Viktor would write that shit. What was the funniest part of my chapters? My stutter? All my childhood issues being laid out without my consent? Yeah, really fucking funny

[thefloatingidiot]

I have the object permanence of an infant with the self esteem of a teenager, and you expect me to be a functioning member of society?

[thefloatingidiot]

May I also add I have no clue what the hell I'm doing so if there's something I should be doing,,,, lemme know thanks

Imagine this an Intro Post

This is a Klaus Hargreeves RP blog! I have never done one of these before, but I have been writing Klaus since 2021 and people seem to like my rendition.

Feel free to send asks! Or prompts? Both? Whatever! I love writing and chitchat.

Please keep in mind:

Writer/Author (me) is 24, content may be 18+

DNI incest shippers, proshippers, stuff like that, don't be a dick you know the drill

main is @thevillagequeer

[thefloatingidiot]

[thefloatingidiot]

Imagine this an Intro Post

This is a Klaus Hargreeves RP blog! I have never done one of these before, but I have been writing Klaus since 2021 and people seem to like my rendition.

Feel free to send asks! Or prompts? Both? Whatever! I love writing and chitchat.

Please keep in mind:

Writer/Author (me) is 24, content may be 18+

DNI incest shippers, proshippers, stuff like that, don't be a dick you know the drill

main is @thevillagequeer

[thefloatingidiot]

Hercules –– Roman copy c. 1st century AD of Polykleitos 5th century BCE.

[thefloatingidiot]

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[thefloatingidiot]

🫡

Ok like.

If I made a klaus rp blog would that be like.

Cool or blegh

I have a good url saved for it