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Entrance Exams (Tips)

It’s already May and incoming seniors are just few months away from taking CETs or College Entrance Exams. I don’t know why I am doing this (I am a very selfish person and I don’t like telling people what I’ve done to get shit done but whatever). Perhaps I want to help and make a little change with my attitude. 

I passed the upcat (BS Civil Eng’g-UPD), acet (BS/M Applied Mathematics), dlsucet (BS Civil Eng), ustet (Actuarial ata) (Try to guess which university I study hehe). Now you think I find joy in bragging, but no, I don’t. I just want you to know that the preparations I’ve done were somehow effective to me. Baka di ka magtiwala eh hahaha JK.

PREPARATION

Get a review center. People who attended review sessions usually have an edge already with CETs. First, you’re already familiar of the topics that will probably be in the exams. Second, they give stimulation exams that shows you how CETs looks like and how they are done (time limit, subject coverage, etc). However if you don’t take your instructors seriously, you’ll get nothing (but i doubt anyone is dumb enough to waste money by doing this). 

Self-study. Even if you attend a review center, make sure that you constantly review what you learned there. We have long and short term memory and reviewing it frequently transfers the information in our long term memory. If you don’t attend one, there are a lot of resources in the internet and I have some too which I can give to you (PM na lang ako mga teh). For the record lang, I didn’t attend any review center so kayang kaya yan! :)

Read the dictionary. A lot of items in the English part of CETs test the examinee’s vocabulary. Try to learn as many words as you can. Write the words in your notebook and review it daily (if you can). I read the dictionary 3-5 hours a day during summer (April and May) and used three notebooks. It requires a lot of patience, but it’s worth it especially if you’re into writing. This is very important, especially if you target to pass Ateneo CET because its English part is much harder than the other cets.

Study Trigonometry already. If you’re a regular student (BEC curriculum), this will be quite hard. As much as i can remember, the math part of UPCAT, ACET, AND DLSUCET includes Trigo.

Try to know what area you’re not good at. You need to be true to yourself. If you’re not good in science, don’t pretend that you have already know some topics when in fact you don’t. Focus in that area much more.

Ask your ates and kuyas how they prepared for the CETs. Everyone has different abilities and shit; thus try asking other people what they did to pass the upcat or acet. 

APPLICATION/ EXAMS/ RESULTS

UPCAT - When it comes to campus, put in your first choice your preferred campus (as much as possible, put in there Diliman or Manila) and in your second choice, anywhere else but never Manila or Diliman. If you don’t get into Diliman, you’ll probably not get into Manila too. Try LB or Baguio. I don’t think that the course is that significant unless you really want to take what they call quota courses (MBB, BAA, Eng’g, etc). Personally, i don’t believe that studying rthe day before UPCAT is bad, especiall if you’re used to cramming (like me LOL). During the examination, try not to bring food that will make you sound like a pig eating chips. Persuade yourself to pee during the breaks they give haha. Don’t think that you can cheat during the UPCAT because you cannot and you’re too scared. I found the essay part quite hard because they only give you small amount of time to write and I’m used to the one hour law.

ACET - If I remember it right, there are three courses that you must choose. Syempre, in your first choice, put an honors program (honors program = 15% of acet). When you get your application form, there is a kit included that has a brochure that elaborates the programs they offer. During the exam, don’t be distracted with the hot people you see. I found the ACET the hardest among the CETs. It’s almost unfinishable. Be aware of the time. There was a part where you have only 5 minutes to answer 25 questions. There are also a lot of items alotted for English. 

DLSUCET - You already get how the choosing of course works, right? Okay. Well, when you get the application form, there is usually a bag included or any freebies.

USTET - I cannot really remember but I think they give bookmarks with the application forms?

(I’m beginning to get sleepy its midnight here sorry about the last two)

Anyway, don’t forget to ask for guidance to your god/s or God. My teacher once told me: Pray as if everything depended on your god/God. Work as if everything depended on you.

Entering universities are hard (especially if you want to study in the top local schools), but getting diplomas are indeed much harder. If you don’t get into the top universities, find another one and do your best. College education isn’t really about the university you are attending.

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Passed the UPCAT!

I am currently at kuya Marvic's house. Gumagawa ng mag niya for psych(??)

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I think that by the time i finish the entirety of Nabokov's Lolita, I'm going to once again rupture one of my beliefs -- ill probably reckon pedophilia quite acceptable. 

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I have not updated my blog for over a year (??) now. I mean, I haven't posted anything sensible. Hence, I hereby give you a potato.

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I am actually planning of updating my blog soon, and yes, I will try not to give single crap if who'll (if there is anyone lol) peruse them since I was being very melancholic these past few months and I need a bin where I can throw the hell my grotesque thoughts.

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Dear tao,

Kapag naubos na ang mga puno, natuyo na ang lahat ng pinagkukunan ng mahiwagang tubig, at nawala na ang buhay ang mga gubat, tsaka niyo lang mapagtatanto na hindi pala nakakabusog ang pera. 

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Nakakairitang katotohanan sa karamihan ng ninumang Pilipino e yung sa tuwing umuunlad ang isa, may taong nagkakamit ng utak na kasing laki ng butil ng buhangin, ang pumupilit ditong humila pababa. Hindi na lang maging masaya na umaangat ang isa. Wala namang magbabago sa kalagayan niya. Hindi naman aangat ang dignidad niya. Oo, lelebel yung dapat na nasa taas sa iyo pero hindi iyon indikasyon na may magic hagdanan na magpapakita sa harapan dahil lamang sa napabagsak mo siya. 

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Walang mali sa mundo kundi ang mga tao.

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haha

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Hindi natin namamamalayan pero unti-unti nating inuupos yung mumunting kandila ni Juan para sa maunlad na bansang pinagbuwisan ni Rizal ng buhay. Pag-asa pa rin ba tayo ng bayan?

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Ipapatanggal ko itlog ko pag di bumalik ang mga Arroyo.

Lawyer Ferdinand Topacio, legal counsel for Former Pres. Gloria Arroyo, expressing confidence that his client would return if allowed to seek medical attention abroad. 

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BOOBS

FOLLOWER: Nagpadagdag po ba ng boobs si Kim Chiu?

OGIE DIAZ: Parang dalawa pa rin naman.

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Overrated na rin minsan yung mga blog na puro love.

Bitter eh?

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Pag tama ako, nanahimik ako. Pag mali ako, inaamin ko. Hindi ko kailangang patunayan ang sarili ko sa mga walang naiintindihan at makikitid ang utak na mga tao.

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Pinagkaiba ng tomboy sa tibo.

Isa sa maling persepsyon ng mga Pinoy 'to. Hindi ko alam kung makakabuti ba sa estado ng bansa kung mabago. lul.

Hindi kasingkahulugan ng tomboy ang tibo. Kapag sinabi mong tomboy, tumutukoy ito sa isang chick na mas komportable magmukhang lalaki kaysa sa normal na taong may kabibe. Yun yung mga babaeng may maikling buhok, laging naka-jeans o short na mahaba, kilos martilyo (kilos pare). Hindi mo agad masasabi na siya ay isang lesbiana o tibo kung panlabas na kaanyuan lang ang pinagbabasehan mo pero may tsansa na tibo ang mga tomboy.

Ang tunay na bagay na dapat ikonsidera kapag lumabas sa bibig mo ang salitang tibo o lesbiana ay ang sexual orientation lamang. Ang reperensya e yung pakikitungo niya sa ibang tao na konektado sa kanyang buhay pag-ibig. May karapatan kang magsabi na tibo siya kung may nararamdaman siyang romansa sa kapwa babae niya. May mga homosekswal na babae din na mukhang normal lang, 'yung di mo mapaghihinalaang ang trip nila e mga bebot.

IN SHORT HINDI LAHAT NG TOMBOY AY LESBIANA AT HINDI LAHAT NG LESBIANA AY TOMBOY.

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